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Felblood:
"No one has gone missing or died. The year is still young."

"Stopped dwarves from trying to clean their own missing or internal body parts."

I love dwarf fortress.

Felblood:
Twoscythe: You still playing BvS? My char got deleted years ago.
Dragynwulf: Mine too.  Started playing again a bit ago.  Figured if I was considering making a ninja-themed campaign, it wouldn't hurt.
Twoscythe: Eh... I don't think BvS is goign to be a good source for actual ninja tropes.....
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Twoscythe: My SAN, yOO have mastered the power of the Awesome, and the 11ty-billion Sutras of the Sharpened Kama, now you are ready for your FI-nal TEST. -- but first, drink this poison.
Twoscythe: A smexy ninja gives you a crate of glowsticks at a rave, becasue she loves your dance moves. As a result, you are drawn into a global underground fighting ring, that is basically the ultimate rock paper scissors league.
Twoscythe: Then you have to sojourn in the desert, through 40 years of Fallout Boy references, until your kung fu is strong enough to kill God.

Felblood:
Baby (chewing on my leg): Rawr rawr. Om nom.

Me: One of our daughters wants to be a princess, and the other wants to be a dinosaur.

Wife: Where did we go so wrong, that she wants to be a princess?

Me: Yeah, but look at her princesses. They fight evil, shoot lasers and fly.

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