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Archive => Archive => [ARCHIVED] Off-topic => Topic started by: Faith on January 28, 2008, 08:33:00 PM
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I couldn't let the Crazy Quotes die!!!
"All right - we've got one hour. You get the guns, I'll make pancakes."
-I do not not know the name of this show...
Edit:
Whoops... >.<
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"send guns lawyers and money; the ... just hit the fan." --I don't remember
I keep thinking of quotes I want to put here, but when the time comes I can't remember them. Random quotes are like that--ephermal.
"...just as the floating, disembodied head of colonel Sanders started yelling, 'everything you know is wrong; black is white, up is down and short is long! and everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter anymore!" --Weird Al's everything you know is wrong
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Ah..I remember the "Everything You Know is Wrong" phase at RPU. I was the only one that didn't get it. XD
*tosses some Freakazoid quotes in*
Douglas Douglas: You know, Duncan, you're the only one who ever sees this blue guy.
Duncan Douglas: He's real!
Debbie Douglas: Well, of course he's real to you dear, but that's because you're probably insane.
Hans: She is a beautiful mountain, yes? But in the Cloud lurk... (dramatic pause) spooky things.
Freakazoid: Cosgrove, how come you never got married?
Cosgrove: Because I like meat too much.
Freakazoid: You can get married and still eat a lot of meat.
Cosgrove: ...I didn't know that.
One more! Because it applies to me. XD
Debbie Douglas: You spend far too much time on that computer. It's not healthy.
Dexter Douglas: It's my life.
Debbie Douglas: That's so very, very sad.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
I seem to be suffering the same type of memory lapse as Bloodreaper described.... so I just opened something in my mail, and posted it here (I might have just tried to remember, but I've been told to get off the computer....):
A school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first
day of school:
"If you promise not to believe everything your child says
happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he
says happens at home."
Received from Joe.
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"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." - I don't remember.
"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." - I bet you could guess without me saying it. Har har.
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Best. Quote. Ever. XD I'll say that at restaurant buffets or parties, sometimes.
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Nope.
One of my teachers called one of the students abnormal, and said he was normal, in a joking sort of way, and the student said, "Well abnormal is better; you get two whole extra letters!!!"
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"YOUR MOTHER IS THE SPEED LIMIT NOW!" - N. Gin.
"I am government man, come from the government. The government has sent me." - GIR.
Hehe, I need to rewatch those DVDs.
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I need to buy those DVDs. 'Cause I need 'em on my computer. XD
N. Gin rules. He seems to have gone through a vast personality change, though, since Naughty Dog sold to..whoever. Bah. Naughty Dog days were the best. Unless you're referring to another N. Gin...but I only know of one. XP
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XD Yes, that's the one I'm talking about. What's with game companies and selling things, anyways? Bah. I want to play Twinsanity soooo bad XD Especially since I've started playing Crash Bandicoot: Warped again.
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Love that one. Bazookas are fun. X3 Ever since I got that game, I've been an insane, rabid Dingodile fangirl. XD Ah..the good ol' days of Crash & Spyro. The 90's ruled.
Speaking of...*quotes*
"Bring out the butter, 'cause I'm making toast!" ~Dingodile
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All right, so we're watching a movie (rather, my sibling put it in the DVD player, and left a couple minutes ago...) with a name that escapes me, at the moment, and it's about a missionary, who is sent to a place where he can only talk, in English, with one man - his guide, pretty much. He doesn't know the native language, though he attempts to say a speech, anyway... by himslef...
First, the person in charge, who is introducing him, says in his own language, so that the person giving the speech cannot understand him:
"No matter what he says - nod your heads, and act interested."
Then he gives a nice, encouraging smile, to the person, and lets him talk...
He ends out saying stuff like this, repetitively:
"Ever since I was a little boy, I wanted to grow up and serve as one of the Lord's outhouses."
"Why has the Lord chosen to send an outhouse all the way from America, when each and every one of you, is capable of being your own outhouse?"
Sadly, this is a true story...
Well... I'd say the crowd was interested... but, er, perhaps not quite like what was wanted... ;D
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Hm...is it End of the Spear..or something like that? That's the only movie I can think of. XD
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Apparently, it's The Other Side of Heaven.
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Ah..haven't heard of that one.
DG: I'm DG. This is...
Cain: I know, a head-case.
Glitch: I have a proper name... and when I remember it I will tell you.
DG: What's a head-case?
Cain: It's what the state does to re-educate criminals. Remove their brains, and keep them trapped inside their own heads. Ain't that right, convict?
Glitch: Whoa, I ain't no convict!
[hesitates]
Glitch: And just in case I am, it was a bogus charge, a frame job, I'm sure of it!
~From Tin Man.
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I was up most of last night watching old X-Men cartoons. I collected a lot of quotes for you guys.
Magneto:Your life would be a lot easier if I were to die, Charles.
Charles Xavier: Do do not hope for an easy life, only a just one.
It would be most unfortunate if this were to detonate--unfortunate,
but provocative! --Beast
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Magneto: Why do you oppose me fellow mutants? I have come to liberate you!
Wolverine: We don' exac'ly find nuk'lear missiles all that liberatin', bub!
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Wolverine: How can such a tiny crystal hold so much power?
Beast: It's faceted construction gives it total internal reflection, so it has an infinite storage capacity for light energy.
W: I knew there had to be a simple explanation.
Teifs kill Assassins. Assassins kill teifs. It's been goin' on for so long don't nobody remember who started it, and Gambit don't care! --Gambit
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Are you dancing, or is that a sideaffect of the shock therapy?
- Anonymous, as far as I know....
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Skye: The old tuning-forks-in-the-wall-near-the-hidden-entrance shtick.
Draak: Oh, come on, we can't do this puzzle till later.
Skye: How do you know?
Draak: I read the script. I-I mean: I had a sacred vision!
Skye: I see another island out there, but how do we get to it?
Draak: How's your backstroke?
Skye: Lousy. I'm a warrior-hero-adventurer-goddess who can't swim. Okay?
From the game Darkened Skye. That's got to be the best game I've ever played. X3 It's got action, adventure, humor...most of all the humor. There's some more rather humorous quotes..but I can't remember. >.< I'd have to pop it in and look through the log.
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Heh.... ;D
Humorous games like that usually remind me of a game that Dragyn, Legion Elight, and Bloodreaper played, before. Do ya'll recall the one I'm talking about?
(I ask mainly because, well, I think you've played quite a few games, so that description may not be so efficient for helping you remember which one I'm referring to...) :P
Now, since it's Valentines day (er... was, 16 minutes ago...) here's some Valentines quotes:
I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
-Anonymous
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Sales Ad at a Store: 'You are my one and only' valentine cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.
Anonymous
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No clue which one you're talking, there. Any further clues to the puzzle, Faith?
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Heh. ;D
You told me the name of the game, just today, actually. ^_^
Warcraft, right?
And, apparently there's an alien one, by the same people...
Anyway...
Also today, my sister just randomly gave me some of her candy bar (this is not normal) and I asked her what she was up to... and the following conversation went like this:
Sister: *Sarcastic voice* "I'm planning to to take over the world by giving people candy bars."
Me: "Hm... it's working!!!
So now we're saying it like this, in quite an animated voice
"I'm planning to take over the world by giving people candy bars.... and it's working!!!"
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Ideas. >:3
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Uh-oh...Fox is up to something...that can't be good...
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Fox, I won't eat any candy bars you give me!
Okay, so maybe that's not very true...
But...
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.......
I'd like a candy bar.
Well, here's a quote:
"Beware of computer programmers who carry screwdrivers."
-Anonymous
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Bahahahaaa....>3
Meh..started playing Darkened Skye again. =D
Skye: *looks in a hollow tree to find some rabbit creature* "Whoa, what is that?"
Draak: "Uh..red-breasted Northern butt smiler? That's just me though."
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O.O
What?
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It had little spots on its butt. x3 The thing was actually kinda cute....I want one for a pet.
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Heh... I'll have to take your word, for that.
Hm...
The other night, my Mom was lying on the coach, almost asleep, on a pile of laundry that had yet to be folded. My Dad came out of their bedroom, looking for her, and he walked right past her. Eventually, he came to the conclusion that Mom must've gone somewhere else, and he asked me where she was.
I pointed at her, atop the pile of laundry, and said, "There."
He looked.
Dad: "Where?..."
Me: *Points* "There."
Dad: *Squints* "... Under all that stuff?...."
Me: *Suppressing laughter and pointing* "No, there..."
Just about then, my Mom started laughing, and looked up at my Dad.
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N.Gin: "You don't even look like a bandicoot!"
Aku Aku: "....What?"
N.Gin: "Ssshh...it's okay."
N.Gin was the only thing that made Crash of the Titans worth playing..but I still won't give Sierra the satisfaction by buying it. T_T
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(Oops... I meant Heven.)
I didn't either. I barely listened to it... then people starting laughing like mad, so...
Heh... what was that from?
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Slightly confused here, Faith. XD
Hope this artist doesn't mind me posting this here..but I found it hilarious. You see, recently on DeviantArt, I came across this picture. It was an animated .gif image, but the uploader was in fact not the one who made it. (he's being delt with, hopefully)
Quote:Wow! Such great animation! Flows so nicely!
Too bad you don't get credit for it.
FAIL
~=Naoko-Hirumi, resident of DeviantArt.
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I ment heaven!
Heh...
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
~Winston Churchill
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"SPOOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!"
who can guess? come on! anyone?
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"You spoony bard! ... I'll kill you!"
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hmm, tough croud...
it's the tick! c'mon! you guys can't tell me NONE of you even had an idea
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At MrldDragon: Actually, I'm pretty sure we could tell you that, and none of us would even be lying...
@ Bloodreaper: Heh. Poor Edward.
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HEY LOOK!
SOMETHING RANDOM!
@Dragyn: what does "Grey, not yellow" mean ?.=.?
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Heh! A while back, I discovered that a significant portion of my characters had grey fur. I then posted a drawing of a yellow-furred character, under the title "Yellow, not Grey." I just switched it back to put it under my avatar, 'cuz I thought it amusing. I've never changed it, since, is all.
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OH........ ok!
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My quote above is Telah the Sage attempting to beat Edward the bard to death with his walking stick, in case you missed it.
More quotes:
"A real paladin will stay his sword." --More FF-3/FF-VI
"...and I'll put that flea in a box, and put that box inside a bigger box, and mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...
SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!" -Yzma (probably misspelled. --The woman who is scary beyond all reason.)
"Turquoise bicycle shoe fins actualize radishes greenly!" --Elan's shoulder slaad
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It's spelled right. Gosh, I loved that character. XD Best Disney villian since Hades.
"I was there! UP THERE! With the aliens! They were Termites or Dalmations or something, I can't really remember 'cause I was kinda hungover, BUT I WAS THERE!" ~Galaxy Quest. Watching it right now..that line just kind of amuses me a little bit. (Tony Shaloub rules in that movie..XD)
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Hm...
All right, I was talking to my sister... and she started putting all her wait on two of the legs of the chaird she was using...
She's not allowed to do this, however, (my Mom tells her to stop it all the time...) so I tried to remind her of this.
It came out rather odd...
"You're not supposed to put all of your weight on two legs!"
Then... silence... followed by hysterical laughter.
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@fox: that is one Hilarious movie
"hey did you guys see two people go by"
"yeah, one was bid and bulky and the other was... well... h-how would you describe her?"
"mmm... scary beyond all reason"
"yeah! that's it!"
"EZMA!"
Patcha and Emp. Cusko
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XD I haven't watched that in a long time. >.<
"The flying part is cool! The undead part sucks...."
Gex, as Dracula.
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"Forgive me father, for I have"
"Sinned. Yes. I know. You're good at it."
Heh. I just saw that movie last night. Van Helsing is messed up, but amusing.
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"howdy, there's some doody"
Gex in the western level of "Gex 3"
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I just got to that level recently. XD He had some weird missions. o.O
Van Helsing....I saw that, once. I think Underworld was neater..but there again, a lot of werewolf/vampire movies are kind of..meh..to me. So far, I haven't seen a werewolf movie I liked. The vampire ones are.....kinda sorta okay. Bleh. I guess I just prefer aliens over supernatural stuff like that.
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Ohh! I just remembered what movie Dragyn was talking about. ^_^
Actually, now that I think about it, I saw both of them. (That and Underworld.)
Haha! For once I know what you guys are talking about! ;D
Okay, so I know, sometimes... just rarely.
However... what's Gex? :P
"If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by roaf9d then it's a shipment."
- Anonymous
Ya've gotta' admit that's weird. :P
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gex_3 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gex_3)
Not sure how much more detailed I can explain it, myself. XP (I still think Gex & Darkened Skye was funnier than Portal....)
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Hmmm...I can't judge that, as I've never played any of the games you listed.
I only ever saw Underworld: Evolution, and hated it, so I'll probably never watch the first. I didn't care much for the whole Vampire/Werewolf thing in Van Helsing, but it beat the few others of the genre I've seen.
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Wait, there's a sequel... O.o
Okay, ya' lost me... >.<
So much for knowing what you guys're talking about. :P
I think most werewolf movies have bad animation... or at least the ones I see, 'cuz their werewolves generally look... well, odd, most of the time. Maybe most people just find werewolves hard to portray... dunno'.
I don't remember a whole lot about those movies, though (my sister had to remind me of them... at first I thought Van Helsing was some sort of singer... really, I don't pay that much attention to the movies my family brings home! What does Van Helsing mean, anyway?...)
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And that's my biggest annoyance toward werewolf movies. >.< Underworld: Evolution was by far the worst portrayal ever of a werewolf. They just looked like rejected high school mascots. >.<
I guess people just find the whole "bitten by wolf, change during the full moon & eat a few people" kind of cheesey nowadays..but really..that's what makes it good. (I mean..they're making a new Creature from the Black Lagoon, for cripe's sake...I think they can at least make a decent werewolf movie!)
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yeah, that would be nice... i've seen people do some really good were-wolfs, but it's just random drawings. if someone could get an animated film out at least, or use CGI were-wolfs, i think it would make a good movie
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'Well behaved women never make history.'
'Like many women my age, I am 28.'
Nothing says 'oops' like a wall of flame
Never say 'oops'. Always say 'ah... interesting.
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I've heard that first quote before.....and just recently, too. D= What was it from?
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Heh. ;D
I don't know, but I've heard it repeated for months, now... >.<
Yeah, the whole werewolf thing gets aggravating in movies for that reason (the rejected mascots bit made me laugh, though. ;D )
I've seen some terrible movies like that... especially the old ones... I know they didn't have a lot to work with, back then, but I kinda want to burn all of those movies... really badly...
And I think it's rather odd, but it's very agreeable that people who just draw them can make these really neat werewolves, but the ones in the movies... well, I haven't seen many good werewolf movies... >.<
Like, Dragyn makes really neat werewolves, for example, but I don't see any in movies that look like that. I actually thought about that, earlier, when I started seeing Dragyn's drawings... strange to be talking about it, now...
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I've heard that first quote before.....and just recently, too. D= What was it from?
Laurel Thatcher Ulrich said the quote, I just don't know why.
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That was 4 fox, btw. (PS. BTW= by the way. I decided I would explain that now so nobody would be confused.)
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'Twas in a movie I saw recently, though. I guess Faith has a point..it's been used so many times, it could be anything. XD I think it was a movie, anyway......I dunno. o.O Maybe I just dreamed it. Sometimes I do things like that.
"I am smart! I am smart! S-M-R-T....I mean S-M-A-R-T!" ~ Homer Simpson
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@ Allicat: It's somewhat frowned upon to use numbers in place of letters/words. the word "for" is only 3 letters, after all...
Hmm...I've seen most of those quotes you listed as bumper stickers. Weird.
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I was playing Mooshu Tiles on After Dark Games and got this nifty fortune.
"You are the kind of person your parents warned you about."
My, how accurate. =D
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welcome newcomer!!!
have a complimentary slice of home-made cheese cake!
i've heard "nothing says "oops" like a wall of flames" before... not sure where...
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Heh... I think she gets a lot of her quotes from such things. :)
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
-Anonymous
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"Willow! Use the wand on that troll!"-Obi-Wan..I mean, that grey haired sorceress, who mentored Luke--I mean Willow.
"Fools! You'll destroy us all!" --just about everyone, including a couple of characters in Crisis Core.
It was spring break last week and Crisis Core came out on the last day of school before break.
I should be full of crisis core quotes, but most of them wouldn't make sense out of context.
I should at least be able to conjure a decent Sephiroth line, but random quotes am random like that.
Here's one that isn't very good since it depends on setup and a very heavy handed delivery, though.
After you confirm you want to depart for one of the missions in this game, the following conversation triggers:
Zack: "You didn't say where this mission was; where are we going?"
Sephiroth: "...to Neibelhiem."[/b]
A truly well executed "What! No! I don't want to go there yet! I have side-quests to do, and NPCs I need to talk to one more time! I can't die already!" moment. You knew it was coming but they still smacked you with it. You spend a lot of time after that trying to figure out if you ever get to visit Midgar again. "Am I going to make it Sephi? Am I ever going to taste free auto-life potions in the foyer again? Tell me I'm going to drink free auto life potions!" --except you naturally, don't ask Sephiroth that, since you are usually to busy killing him or being glad he's dead and will never again threaten the good people of the earth.
"Sephiroth is alive."
"If Sephiroth is alive that means I have to go after him. I have to pay him back for what he did."--Cloud in the original FF7
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Ooh, I got one:
Genesis (who is rotting alive and mutating and a number of other unpleasant things as well, by this point): "I need your cells to stop the degradation. You have to help me!"
Sephiroth (walking away): "Wether what you say is a lie, or the truth I have been seeking my entire life, it matter's not. ...You will rot!"
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"I'll call the brute squad!"
"You are the brute squad!"
~Princess Bride. Great..now I'm gonna want to watch those kind of movies all week. XP
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"Show some respect! A man is dead here!"
"Men are dead all over the place."
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Not so much an actual quote as an interesting occurrence, but anyway...
I sat down to do some homework, set up my playlist, and told it to play a random song.
The first words? "I feel like I would like To be somewhere else doing something that matters"
How very, very fitting...
The song, by the way, is "More than Useless," by Reliant K...
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Talking about a movie my cousin rented:
Me: "....rented it because John Hannah was in it."
Dad: "Isn't he the one with all the animals?"
Me: "Wha- ........ John Hannah, not Jack Hanna!"
Breanna, in her sleep last night:
*raises her arm, and sits up slightly* "I did it! My bad, sorry!"
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It is time for the most quotable quote of all time: Zero Wing!
"In 2021 war was begining...
Captain: "What happen?!"
Engineer: "Somebody set us up the bomb!"
Technician: "We get signal!"
Captain: "Main screen turn on!"
Cats: "How are you gentlemen?"
Captain: "IT"S YOU!!!!"
Cats: "All you base are belong to us.
You have no chance to survive.
Make your time! HA HA HA HA!"
Captain: "Move all Zig!
Move Zig!
....For great justice...."
The sad thing is that the text is actually more hilarious with the pictures. The captain kneeling from dispair in the flaming ruin of his doomed ship as he issues his final order, and the jarring shift in art style as the zig pilot launches from the exploding carrier, are just off, but the Evil Lord Cats in his huge cape and his oversized cybernetic, whatever that is just push the thing over the edge into truely absurd.
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Heh... ;D
Hm... yesterday I went to a Track meet. (Me being in Track...)
Well, a number of coaches left in other cars, but, on the way back, one decided to ride the bus, and took my seat, so one of the other coaches told me, when he saw me, "You'll have to find another seat, 'cuz Dupriest is going to ride the bus."
I heard this as something more the effect of:
"You'll have to find another seat, 'cuz the priest is going to ride the bus."
As you could imagine, I was rather confused...
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"You'll have to find another seat; the priest is going to ride the bus" eh?
That's pretty crazy. Thankfully, I have the power of Mad Science on my side.
"It was an evil kitten; boiling oil would be too good for it."
Helen: Do you ever miss Dave?
Mel: Who?
Helen: Our old computer science guy, who died.
Mel: Doesn't ring a bell.
Helen: You could go into computer science.
Mell: That's Dave's Job!
Helen: Dave is dead, remember?
Mel: I don't wanna anyway.
Helen: Fine; you think about it, and I'll get back to work
Mel:Building a machine to control my mind and make me study computers?
Helen: Yeah, but it would be a lot easier with someone to program it for me.
I can't get enough of this stuff, and if you want some hit up
http://www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/narbonic_plus/toc.php (http://www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/narbonic_plus/toc.php)
or Narbonic.com (for commentary/spoiler free version)
CAUTION: Contains occasional swearing, innuendo and interpersonal conflict alongside frequent plots for world domination and use of lethal violence.
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Madmartigan: Mumbo, Jumbo! I am hungry. Go get me some eggs or something.
Sorsha: What are you looking at?
Madmartigan: Your leg. I'd like to break it.
Franjean: I stole the baby, I stole the baby!!
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O.o
What is that from, Fox?
And I don't get the eggs... >.<
Heh. I've not much of an idea as to what Bloodreaper was talking about either, other than a seriously confused Mel and a peculiar Helen... which means little to me, all in all, beyond the humor.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
-Anonymous
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I had recently watched Willow. >_>
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Heh... well, that'd explain why I don't know anything about it... ;D
If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.
-Michael L.
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Me: "Oh....and about your emo attire."
Breanna: "Wha...?"
Me: "You're stupid wrist-warmers are nothing compared to my..." *self-wedgie* "BLACK UNDERWEAR!"
Breanna: *after a fit of laughter* "No fair!" *giggles some more*
*while watching Psych*
Me: "I dun like it when O'Hara hangs around Lassiter....I want her to be with Shaaaaawn!! D: "
Breanna: "......You want to be with Shawn."
Me: "I don't count! I'm not on the show!"
*watching that Dodge commercial, where some people decide to waterslide on a hill-road thing*
Breanna: "......Is this one of those 'above the innfluence' commercials?"
Me: *two snort-laughs later* "It should be, Binky. It should be."
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Hehe. ;D
Woah... O.o
There's a lightning show up here! ;D
That means I'll have to get off, soon...
Has anybody else had any recent lightning storms?
Quotes:
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Both are anonymous, to me...
The second one is bizarrely random and aided with a great mental image... however, I really don't have much in the form of opportunities to use it... :P
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Artie: This event falls outside the realm of rational science. It requires a mad genius. Genius I may be, but ...
Helen: You're not mad.
Artie: I'm not prepared to make the leaps of illogic needed to handle a mishap this absurd. I can only offer sane, plain reality.
Helen:"You realize that's an ironic statement from a talking, super-intelligent gerbil, drinking radioactive coffee?"
Artie:"I had hoped that becoming Dave would have cured you of you little coffee irradiating habit."
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Heh. ;D
What was that about? A, er, talking gerbil drinking radioactive coffee?
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It is Narbonic. Don't question it; it's mad.
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Heh... all right, then.
Kay - my sister is reading a book aloud (Sleeping Freshmen {never lie} or something like that...) and it came to a part that said this high school student had to count all the atoms in his house, and for extra credit, he could figure the number of atoms in his neighborhood.
My sister paused there, and then continued reading. The following words were, "Mom was in the kitchen when I came home..." and then she shouted, "That's impossible!!!"
To which my Mom gave her a somewhat disapproving look... ;D
Nothing like such a quote in Mother's Day weekend... :P
It's actually a rather humerous book. :)
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Delayed reaction, much? XD
My cousin & grandmother are like that, sometimes....but my dad's the worst. It could be an hour, or, heck...even a whole day later, before he decides to respond. I'm usually like...."When'd I say that? D:"
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*Laugh!!!* :D
I'm like that, too, sometimes... :P >.<
I think that everyone suffers from delayed reactions, from time to time... :P
As well as OCD...
What do you think?
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As in obsessive compulsive disorder?
I........can't answer that. XD
Delayed reactions, perhaps. Excluding my uncle Kirk. He's as sharp as a bloody razor.
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O.o
That sounds bad... :P
Hm... well, my sister borrowed an MP3 from someone, for a weekend, and there was one song that said something to the extent of, "Scream, scream, scream the way you would if I ravaged your brain."
Well, it was screamo... I'm not so good at understanding this strange 'language,' if you will...
To me, it sounded a bit like "Scream, scream, scream the way you would if a rabbit bit your brain..."
My sister thought it was hilarious, anyway...
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I'unno. Rabbits biting you hurts an awful lot...they've got really sharp teeth. I betcha' you'd scream pretty loud if a rabbit bit your brain...
Huh...why is this conversation making me think of Mort?
Anyway;
"May the rats eat your eyes!"
"Make sure he's dead, or insane. or maybe one, then the other? Just make sure he's dealt with."
"The ceiling's bleeding."
"I am completely insane. It's normal."
Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem is a weird game, to say the least.
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....
That....that almost sounds funnier than Portal & Darkened Skye....put together! :3
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It wasn't usually that funny, but it was awesome. It was creepy, through and through, with only one instance of raw shock value.
Since I've never played either Portal or Darkened Skye, though, I can't really be sure.
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Heh. ;D
I'd've already been screaming, before the rabbit reached brain. :P
(I don't know how the rabbit would've gotten there, but I bet it would be painful.)
I heard about that... and am lucky my own insanity has not gone so far as to allow me to imagine that the ceiling as well as pictures are bleeding jelly. >.<
These sound like somewhat morbid topics... ... ...
Anyway, these are some metaphors apparently from some HS students. A number of others are familiar with these, already, but not all.:
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a thigh Master.
2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like pants in a dryer without Cling Free.
3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E.Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.
8. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.
9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
11. She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.
12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.
18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.
19. Shots rang out, as shots are known to do.
20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.
25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.
I laugh at 14, particularly because, well... either that's not gonna' end well (train-collisions usually don't.) or they'll be on separate tracks, like someone I know suggested, and they'll miss each other.
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Talking about Eternal Darkness while playing it
"Whatever you do don't press A, by the bathtub."
"Okay"
Time passes...
"WHoa!"
"Got a jump out of you with that one!"
"Yes you did."
"I like how you examined everything in the room, walked up to the door, and then whet back to look in the tub."
"I can't say I wasn't warned."
"I was sure using the book on the altar was the solution."
"It is."
"Then why can't I use the book here? ...Oh. I apear to be shrinking."
"So you are."
Be forewarned that a number of the player characters and vast numbers of bystanders will die in horribly gory ways if you play this game.
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When I failed to notice the IZ shirt in Hot Topic today:
"My god, I can't believe you didn't notice that. You're lucky I pointed it out to you."
"I'm so ashamed of myself."
We were at the mall, you see, so we went into this other place I forgot the name of..
"You know, If this wasn't all written in Japanese I'd probably know weather I want it or not."
I've also started playing Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal again.
"Dr. Nefarious is impenetrable! Like a granite octopus! Gaaaah! Oh, he killed me. And now he's laughing. That's not funny!" - Because the most powerful weapon in the game barely hurts him. He's the only thing it doesn't kill in one or two hits.
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"Drive carefully, 90% of people are accidents."
- Anonymous
I'm guessing a spelling error, there... :P
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*snrk*
*playing Heavenly Sword*
Nariko: NO!
Me: YES!
Ian: WHY?
Me: BECAUSE.
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Heh. O.o
What happened, there? ;D
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Still playing Up Your Arsenal. Yay.
"Why is he still laughing? I'm sitting here squirtin' him with a friggin' liquid nitrogen gun! Oh look, he killed me again. That ain't funny."
Oh, actually, I rented Death Jr 2 yesterday, and there was this really weird level with this disembodied voice that sort of reminded me of Barney that would say stuff to you.. very creepy. Some of them include but are not limited to:
"Everyone has a good time at the House of Waffles! Mwahahahaha!", "We're gonna bake your liver in the strawberry waffles," and "Babies taste better with syrup!"
I was soooo happy when I got to kill that guy.
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Kinda crude quote ahead....but it made me giggle.
So I went to CiCi's with my uncle & cousin last night. He was telling us some stories from work.
Uncle: *was at a really long saftey meeting*
Instructor: Nate? You got anything to say?
Uncle: Sure do. *farts*
Instructor: Okay. Meeting's over!
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Heh.
*Seagull flying away with pepperoni on a string.*
Me: "No!!! Come back with George!!!"
Somebody'll get it. ;D
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All right, here's something other people'll be able to understand...
(Sorry to double-post, but otherwise... well, yeah.)
Anyway... some mail-findings... I thought they were funny. =J
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating:
"If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But then you would have to buy more seats.
6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only work on five percent of the roads.
7. The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.
8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
9. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
10. Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the external radio antenna.
11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Department.
12. Every time GM introduced a new model car buyers would have to learn to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
13. You'd press the "start" button to shut off the engine."
Bill Gates' response has not been made public.....If he had one....
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Fear Factor host at Universal: *talking to a British woman that had just failed a stunt* "See? There's just no way the British are going to beat us on the 4th of July!"
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"Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while."
-Kin Hubbard
Isn't it strange how often people really do talk about hte weather? o.O
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weather and stupidity are the great constants of human life. Wethwr is better for discussion because it is a constant change, while politics never really change, but just make people mad.
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Heh.
That's true... >.<
Hm...
All right, in a car while at my Grandma's...
My sister, as we're going down the road in my Grandma's car- "Look, a deer!"
Me- "It will make a fine kite..."
An explanation is available, really, I do have one!
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This quotes thread needs some actual crazy:
Night Rider: They call me the Night Rider! I AM the Night Rider!
The Goose: Looks like we got ourselves a terminal psychopath!
Night Rider: The Toecutter knows my name!
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O.O
Um... what on Earth is that from? :P
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Mad Max.
In a post-apocalyptic future so wasted, the movie had to be filmed in Australia, Max and the Goose are cops, who battle a gang/cult of deranged criminals led by a man calling himself The Toe-Cutter.
The plot revolves around Max's fear that every day he spends running over motorcycles in his car, or tricking people into driving into fuel trucks, brings him closer to being another ax crazy murderer, just like the ones he fights.
Eventually, he does fall to the dark side, becoming the titular Mad Max, and dishes out a ridiculous amount of highway carnage to his enemies, before driving into the sunset and setting up some sequels that I never saw.
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O.o
There was a sequel to that?...
I would be afraid to even try to touch that plot...
That is a very bizarre-sounding movie... and... The Goose?
The only thing that makes me think of is Racing Stripes... :P ;D
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Hehe...
Super Mario Kart: Double Dash, for the GameCube;
Me'n Felblood were racing, and (after I missed a jump and drove us off a cliff), managed to take first place anyway. I, being me, credited this to my driving.
Said Felblood of the Event:
"You've gotta' give me some credit. Like the time I punched those babies, then threw fireballs in their face."
He paused. "I knew that sentence was gonna' sound wrong as soon as I started to say it."
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Except for the part where I'm not using my standard screen-name, that's pretty much complete.
"You are immortal, for you have tasted of the Sacred Pie."
--Bob, to himslef, in "Sacred Pie"
Oh, and "The Goose" was his callsign, he wasn't literally a goose.
Mad Max eventually got a whole trilogy. I never saw the third movie, "Beyond the Thunderdome," either.
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Ah, right. Felblood = Bloodreaper, FYI.
I didn't care much for the first Mad Max, so I never watched the second.
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O.o
Why was Bloodreaper punching/burning babies?
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Because they were in our way. No one dares stand in the way of Luigi and baby Bowser, when they join forces, or they pay the price for their impudence.
In my defense, it was a really great combo, executed with perfect timing.
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*snrk*
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Breanna & I were playing slots on GAIA, and I -almost- won the jackpot.
Invader_Fox: CURSE YOU FOR GETTING MY HOPES UP!! *claw fist* CUUUUUURRRRSE YOOOOOOOU.
Invader_Fox: omfg
Invader_Fox: Invader Zim just started playing. O_O
And it started the minute I hit "enter" on the keyboard. o.O
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What can I say?
I know!
"I can feel it. Every day out there fighting and killing on the roads, brings me closer to being one of them. If I don't quit, someday I'm gonna end up just like one of those .... teminal psychopaths!" --Mad Max
Vicious, violent racing is the point of being a gunner in double dash. --That and shooting down incoming guided weapons.
Boosting on the corners is important, but that's just there to give you something to bo between opoutinistic comboes that defy even the might racing game rubber bands, of destiny.
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Mad Max, yet again, weirds me out, and I've never even seen the movie.
I'm really not following Fox's quote, though. :P
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Jul 31, 2008, 2:34pm (http:///index.cgi?action=gotopost&board=offtopic&thread=77&post=5008), <font color="dd00bb">Dragyn</font> (http:///index.cgi?action=viewprofile&user=admin) wrote:You've gotta' give me some credit. Like the time I punched those babies, then threw fireballs in their face.
*snrk*
Aug 4, 2008, 10:23pm (http:///index.cgi?action=gotopost&board=offtopic&thread=77&post=5035), Faith (http:///index.cgi?action=viewprofile&user=faith) wrote:I'm really not following Fox's quote, though. :P
The "curse you" thing was a quote from Invader Zim, and the theme started playing on my playlist as soon as I said it.
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Heh...
This is a conversation between my Mom and my sister. (My Mom wanted the phone-line open for family calls and my sister wanted to use the Internet.) :
Sister: "Can I use the Internet?"
Mom: "But... I have... family..."
Sister: "Me, too."
Mom: *momentary thoughtful silence...: "Who!?!"
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Since I'm stuck on Spyro...
Dragon: "Ever since you were a little one, we always knew....."
Spyro: "You knew......?"
Dragon: "Um....I forget."
Dragon: "Listen carefully-"
Me: *cuts him off*
Breanna: "I love how you listen."
I still don't know what he said.
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*Snrk.*
I do stuff like that a lot... though it usually is really quite accidental. ':D
Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming.
-Anonymous
Later:
Hehehehe...
I just have to add this, since I'm here. ;D
Kay, have ya'll heard that song that goes:
"Old grey mare, she just ain't what she used to be, now, just ain't what she used to be now, ain't what she used to be now..."
Well, apparently my sister never heard it properly, 'cuz she just went through the house singing:
"Old Grandma just ain't what she used to be now, ain't what she used to be now... ... ..."
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"The suspect who attacked a schoolgirl walking in broad daylight was wearing a dirty kimono and attacked the victim apparently without provocation. Oddly, despite his lunatic behavior, no connection with anime or games was found yet."
--From today's Nerf Now Comic. "Fighting in the Streets"
Ryu defreats Sakura, goes no jail. The newspaper shows a picture of her in the hospitol.
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Heh...
The what and who, now?
Not familiar with most of the stuff you mentioned...
Oh well, I suspect I'm not expected to be. :P
I found the first bit confusingly amusing, though. ':D
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Nerf Now is a webcomic about video games. Team Fortress and Starcraft, mostly.
Ryu (a wandering martial artist) and Sakura( a schoolgirl, who studies Ryu's fighting style) are characters from the Street Fighter games, by Capcom.
The comic depicted Ryu beating up Sakura, and going to jail for it. It breaks the basic premise of the series in that most, if not all of these characters should be in prison for murder, brawling, street fighting, or war crimes.
Shadowloo have thousands of skilled martial artists, doing their evil work. Why doesn't someone important just bomb their base? Why do these ragtag heroes feel the need to save the world by punching people?
edit:Okay, I can see, Chun Li's motive; she doesn't care about saving the world, she just wants to give Mike Bison the Death of a Thousand Kicks.
However, most of our heroes seem to fight evil because, well ... what else are they going to fight? They already fight each other all the time for practice, and that just get's old.
Of course, for Ryu, that would probably be considered an adequete motive. Dude just likes to fight stuff.
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Heh...
"All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!"
- Anonymous
Personally, I'm glad I don't have one of those, for neighbors.
But at least they're polite...
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dogs inside fence
some old
some young
some smart
some dumb
enter at your own risk
:-/
This was on a gate of a place where i went to ask for directions. :o
they had 6 dogs
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It's kind of a flashback type of thing, to before Dr. Nefarious was a robot, and Qwark confronts him at his secret base.
"Remember how we used to clean the chalkboard with your pants? While you were still wearing them? Ahh, good times." - Captain Qwark.
"You were three times my size, you.. stupid oaf!" - Nefarious.
"I was always big for my age." - Qwark.
"You were twenty six!" - Nefarious.
Qwark is probably the most annoying guy to ever exist. Ever. Yes, he was twenty six years old in high school.
Edit: For some reason I feel compelled to mention the size difference. Qwark is like.. a huge muscular, tall meathead. Nefarious is.. er, was.. not short or anything, just really skinny.
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Heh!
Hm...
There was a long story behind this... but it sounds plenty humorous by itself.
"I think I want to roller-blade to my demise."
-My friend, today, while I was at her house.
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What is a demise
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Untimely or inconvenient death or termination.
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Sounds cool
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Aug 28, 2008, 5:24pm (http:///index.cgi?action=gotopost&board=offtopic&thread=77&post=5217), spookty (http:///index.cgi?action=viewprofile&user=spookty) wrote:It's kind of a flashback type of thing, to before Dr. Nefarious was a robot, and Qwark confronts him at his secret base.
"Remember how we used to clean the chalkboard with your pants? While you were still wearing them? Ahh, good times." - Captain Qwark.
"You were three times my size, you.. stupid oaf!" - Nefarious.
"I was always big for my age." - Qwark.
"You were twenty six!" - Nefarious.
Qwark is probably the most annoying guy to ever exist. Ever. Yes, he was twenty six years old in high school.
1: I hate the vid-comics. >.< 2: Agreed. I've only played Size Matters, aside from this one, but he kinda makes me not want to play the others. x_x
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Heh. I spent like five or so minutes bashing him with my wrench once.... maybe a couple of times... okay, probably.. five times. Yeah. It always gets me how the most powerful freaking weapon in the game barely hurts Nefarious. And that was when I had it fully upgraded, about on my third playthrough. In the first game, Qwark is actually working with the main villain for an endorsement deal or something. In the second game, he purposely screws up the protopets and tries to defeat them to fix his reputation. Any other time he's just trying to get you killed.
.. Zap, zap, zap with your looooove.
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Would that be your quote, or am I simply just confused by your timing to speak of zapping love? :P
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I finally looked up the games, 'cause I was confused on the order of them. x.x The first game sounds cheesey, but I wouldn't mind trying out the second one. Though the one I really want is Tools of Destruction. Really, now. With a title like that, how can I pass it up? =D
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It was a quote. *snrk*
Yeah, and after you play Tools of Destruction, make sure you play Quest for Booty.
Come on, now. Undead robotic space pirates.
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My grandma is gonna try to get ToD today. If they have it. They usually don't. :<
Just out of curiosity, what is the most powerful weapon in Up Your Arsenal? ('cause I abuse the rift ripper & liquid nitrogen gun. XD)
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The Rynocerator upgraded from the RYNO.
I also adore the liquid nitrogen gun. I wonder if you've been to the Insomniac Museum yet?
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I have not. I've just been trying to beat the game. XP Wouldn't you know it, though, as soon as I get to Nerfarious, my uncle comes home. (seeing that it's his PS2 and all, I couldn't well just tell him to wait another couple days. XD)
RYNO, eh? I don't have that one. Is that one where you'd need to transfer stuff from previous games?
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Nefarious is such a pain in the butt the first time you fight him. I was messing around once and apparently he has more firepower than his Biobliterator. heh. I had trouble with him because he can take a hit and dish it out as well. I did get this funny glitch once where his speech was fast forwarded all chipmunk-like once, though.
Nah, the RYNO just costs a lot. I got it late into my second playthrough. RYNO stands for "Rip You a New One." Transferring data from previous games gets you some discounts and I think you get the turret gun thingy at Slim Cognito's for free.
Also, the most hilarious line in that whole game: "I've got a present for you, snooky wookums!"
Edited 'cause I got the line wrong. >_>
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That happened to me in Portal. If you use the cheat to get guns, then use the shotgun on her, you get through it faster..but she still talks. Just...really fast. XD
I think I'd rather save my bolts to get that Inferno armor first..but there's still the shield charger...hmm. I abused the Quack-O-Ray in the sewer crystal level. >_> I wish you could just turn Nerfarious into a duck and that's that.
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I did think it was kinda nice that he didn't have a huge glowy weak spot. Also thought it was odd how most of his abilities seemed psychic. The hammerspace lasers amused me for no good reason, though. I never bothered to gather sewer crystals since the second game has two levels where you do that. Both take forever because it's a huge desert/tundra filled with monsters and every once in a while you have to run back for ammo which also takes a while. That's kind of why I never finished the second game. The best thing about the Quack-O-Ray is that when it's fully upgraded, you can zap an enemy with it and it turns into a demonic flaming duck that dives at your enemies and explodes.
Getting the shield charger is a good idea if you're not very careful some of the time. I think it took me like three or four playthroughs to get enough bolts for the Infernox armor. Meh.
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That's why I did the sewer level. Not only will it pay enough for the armor, but I don't have to waste ammo, with the shield & Quack-O-Ray. =3
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I never had the patience to finish it. Took me a while just to get out of the freakin' thing.
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I'd ask about the "Snooky-wookums" thing, but...
Hm..
A quote...
Well, while I'm not too ecstatic about my sister's being a bit rude sometimes... :P
She was wanting my help with a drawing, and I was trying to give her tips on the mountains, but she was getting frustrated and irritated. I tried to make it as basic as possible.
"The mountains get lighter and ligther as they go into the distance."
She was too irritated to care by that point and said, "Your brain is getting lighter and lighter as it goes into the distance."
I don't think she ever finished that drawing...
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That insult doesn't even make sense.
"It's made from turtles! Turtles that you love!" - Dr. Loboto.
I don't know if it's just me but I think there must be some kind of Evil 101 for doctors. Also, the one thing I kept thinking while playing the vid-comics was "Isn't it illegal or something for supervillains to have blue eyes?!"
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Are you guys talking about Ratchet and clank or what?
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Yeah. My cousin got Up Your Arsenal, and I got obsessed with it. (naturally, I had to go buy it, eventually)
I have no crazy quotes. :< I rented Uncharted, which has been sort of humorous....mabye I'll have some by the end of the week. >.>
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If you never get to play Quest for Booty, you have to watch the ending. It's just... hehehe.
"Beware the cows! Not all milk is enriched!" - Boyd Cooper.
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"Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and permanently set." - My Mom
fox witch one?>:(
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Huzzabawhuh? o.O I thought I specified everything, unless you were talking about my cousin.
On a game called "Crosswords":
Ty(host, giving the clue, which is three letters): Letters of discharge.
Contestant: Banana.
And everybody went "Whaaaaaaat??"! .... The answer was "TNT", btw. >.>
On a more random note, and going back to Up Your Arsenal. Is it just me, or do those Rangers seem a lot like the Allmighty Tallest?
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Sorry bout that i missed it i figured it out now
i have played that
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Heh...
Okay, this might make sense to someone who actually knows what this means, but to me it was just plain ridiculous. ;D
My computer gave me this bit of information while I was waiting for it to finish logging me in:
Checking file system D:
File type is FAT32
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32-bit File Allocation Table. All the cool OSes are using it.
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On Mortal Kombat Armageddon:
"Deadly fatality!"
Doesn't that seem a bit....redundant?
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And yet it's still less rediculous than the junk they thew into MK3
"Animality!" (Transform into an animal and maul your opponent)
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"Babality" (Transform your opponent into a baby. There is no reson for this.)
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"BABALITY!" sounds like something a construction worker would yell at a chick.
"You made the corpses, I'm just grinding them into hotdogs! Who's the real bad guy here?" - Orthopox 13. I MUST play Destroy All Humans. Every single friggin' one.
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I have a picture for every occasion.
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"I owe it all to little chocolate donuts."
John Belushi
Adrienne Gusoff - "Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out."
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O.O
That poor little girl... ... ... >.<
Hm...
Okay... this is going to be a bit long... :P
So, one fine day my friend and I were, *ahem...* well, passing notes in Biology, and it started as a very neat, and organized note... then, for some reason, the statements after the first half suddenly became a chaotic mess, sideways, upside down, looping all over the bottom half of the paper and right over the lines, with no apparent reason, and so I made note of this to my friend.
"It's like the Continental Divide... "
Friend (F): "Yes. I want to be in that Continent." ('Twas seventh hour, so I think she was sleepy and wanted out, at that point, so Continental Divide = borderline and another continent.)
Me: "If you do, will you take me with you?"
F: "You can visit me sometimes."
M: *Laugh!!!* :D "Okay, now... which continent are we talking about?"
-Teacher is talking about the organization and layout of class room.-
F: "Neatnesstopia."
-Teacher is telling students not to leave notebook paper-fringes on the assignments because they mesh, and make the paper-fringe monster, while clasping her hands together and intertwining and wiggling her fingers as an example.*
M: *Laugh!!!* :D "And if there is notebook fringe, the squiggly, vicious paper-fringe blob will get you? *Cue to look at me like I'm insane.*
-Waited for her to look at me so I could repeat the teacher's earlier gesture.-
F:"Yes, that is paper fringia. Scary continent.
M: Um... to stay on the same track as you... is this still the continent you wanted to go to?"
F: "... I'm not sure."
Well, that has to count as crazy, to say the least. :P
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Oh, geez. Sounds like when a friend & I started Dubiland. XD
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Yu-gi-oh the abridged series:
"After I aquire all the Mellenium Items, I'll use their vagely defined powers to destroy the world! --but first I'll defeat you in a children's card game!"
"Why are their two Yugis?"
"Well sometimes while I'm playing cards I hear this voice in my head, telling me exactly how to win."
"You mean like cheating?"
"No, not like cheating like using mystical powers to win!"
...
"You mean like cheating?"
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"Bullying is wrong! Destroying people's minds with magical powers is A-okay!"
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*Laugh!!!*:D
Hm..
Okay, well... I was sewing my Halloween costume, and I decided to take a short reprieve, and had a few excess pins...
My sister sat about where I was working, after I got up, and I told her to watch for the pins and she said, "You're not supposed to put pins in the couch!!!"
I replied: "I didn't put them in the couch, I put them in the cat!"
There was a pause as she looked at me, totally mortified...
And then we burst out laughing.
(Explanation: I didn't have anywhere else to put them. (*Snrk!* Nah, my mom has a cat cushion that I put on the back of the couch. XD )
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Heh. I'm not doing anything this year >_>
It's one of those things where the childhood wonder is slowly ripped away as you get older. Meh.
But I got a friend of mine to play multiplayer with me in Up Your Arsenal, and I'd joined the Insomniac Community to get a certain skin, and because we're always babbling about something while we play, it eventually led to...
Me: "Hey, if Nefarious doesn't like Courtney then why does he keep 'er around?"
Her: "Hormones."
Me: "..."
I just kinda stared at her for a second, then it sunk in and I was laughing for like a minute and a half while she captured the enemy base by herself.
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Me and Dragyn:
D[completely out of the blue, as is our habit with quotes]: "I got yer' Zerg right here! Ul-augh!
Me: No, that guy says, " I got yer' Zerg right here! *SPAK*!"; the guy next to him does the "AAH!"
D: Oh, you're right.
Me: This conversation is weird. In fact, I'm going to put it in the crazy quotes.
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I was already here in the thread, and how can you resist this level of nested pop-culture/Self-referentialism, when there's hardly any effort involved in giving in?
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Nice. ;D
And I don't even have a clue what a zerg is...
I've done things similar to that... when other people are around me and I'm on the forum I'll just wait, and my family usually says something strange, eventually. :P
But tonight everyone is asleep, so I have to let the next person think of something... *Shrugs.* =J
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Zerg are alien life forms ripped off from GW's Tyranids and Alien's Aliens.
They kill space marines.
One of them stabbed the aforementioned guy in the face, making a squishy *SPAK* sound.
None of the characters in this scene, Terran or Zerg, survive. Realizing that they've been ambushed by a superior force, and have no chance of escape, the the last surviving Terran soldier prematurely detonates the nuke they're carrying, taking the Zerg infestation out with them.
This is the first "reward" cutscene, in the Zerg campaign, of the original Starcraft.
It's not really too much of a downer that those guys died, since anybody who appears in a cutscene in the original Starcraft has a life expectancy of about 3 lines, tops.
They were Confederate troops, anyway, which means they would have died in the expansion pack, anyway, when the Dominion and the UED pretty much wipe out the Confederates, to keep them from interfering in their plots to kill each other/take control of the Zerg Swarm.
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star craft is one of those games that is so fun and stuff but you don't know why it is so fun to kill things.
George Will - "Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues."
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Considering that we're choosing from a pool of two guys, one wonders whether voters actually decide anything.
Evil Teddy Bear: "Your mother plays card games, in Hell!"
Marik: "I know, that's because I killed her!"
Teddy: "Oh."
-- YGO-Abridged (Marik's Evil Council of Doom II)
I didn't really like the Evil Council episodes, as much as when he's cutting up a specific episode, but they were much better than the Christmas on and the Zorc and Pals, dedicated video.
However, I did enjoy Teddy finally getting a taste of his own medicine.
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Heh. ;D
"Suburbia - where they cut down trees and name streets after them."
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"It is implied that I am punching you!'
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"Don't move, or we'll shoot you with our invisible guns!"
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"It is heavily implied that you are punching me!"
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"You're going to use a giant sawblade to cut off my legs, so I bleed to death, slowly? That's a little hardcore for a kids show, isn't it?"
"Nonsense, the dark energy disk is completely harmless! It will simply send your immortal soul to the shadow realm, leaving your physical body completely unharmed."
"Honestly, are there no depths to which 4kids won't sink?
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"Wake up Yugi! You can't be dead; if you were dead, then 4kids would have censored it!"
I promise to someday quote something besides Abridged Series jokes.
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Somebody called in to our local news station about her storm experiance..and the weatherman replied with this:
"Did it sound like this: 'KKKSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH'??"
What made it funny was, he had an unusually happy tone. It was almost like he was waiting for an opportunity to make a silly sound.
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You know, with not watching television news, I often find myself in a situation where I don't know who the current president, or even whether we're at war , but when I hear about insipid things like that, I think it's all worthwhile.
I could never stand those filler bits.
I'd counter with a Foalmy the Squirrel quote, on the subject, but Foalmy is one of those bits where the writers felt it was funnier to add a bunch of swear words to every line.
I suppose that the main joke of the series is how very fast foalmy talks when he's angry, so anything that pads out his lines, is considered good.
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Heh.
Foalmy?
I'm curious as to how that would come to mind... also what it is, true. But yeah.
Hm... is it okay that my quote would be my adds? :P
See, now look what you've done, Blood:
Bear Factory (Well, not that part, I don't think. I really don't know how that got there...)
Teddy
Teddy Bear Clipart
Polar Bear
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He's a squirrel who freaks out about random things, including weathermen who "go to the people" and ask retarded questions, to fill time.
Unfortunately, his vocabulary is about 20% swear words, and his diatribes frequently drift into topics better left unexplored.
Later he was given a co-star named Germane, who lowered the average IQ of the show by a large margin, and fixed the topics firmly in the, "I didn't need that in my head!" zone.
Still, the sheer volume of malice that can be stuffed into a single, rabid, cartoon squirrel, who hates weathermen, is surprisingly funny.
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Ah... one of those types...
But it sounds interesting, in a way... XD
Hm... I've nothing to quote. You'd think that the quotes would come in an abundance, now that I'm back in school... :P
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From the Dwarf Fortress Epic, BoatMurdered:
Locus posted:
Oh. Prepared food? So these are some kind of dainty fancypants dwarves that don't sit in the dark and gnaw on cold mushrooms?
That seems undwarflike.
TouretteDog posted:
It's dwarf bread, man. The cat peed on it, and it doubles as a lethal throwing weapon.
Locus posted:
That makes sense. I bet it menaces with spikes of bread too.
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12th Limestone, 1052: One of my jewelers was possessed during early summer. It is now Autumn, and only now did I figure out what he was asking for: raw crystal glass. I got it made for him with a bit of effort, and he took that and several rough gems and made an amulet called gNecroclearings.h It sure has a lot of spikes.
Ugithdostob AKA "Necroclearings"
This is a red spinel amulet.All craftdwarfship is of the highest quaility. This object menaces with spikes of red spinel, aquamarine, crystal glass and green glass.
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I am worried about the future of our fortress, namely that the next rulers will not be as security-minded as I am. So I shall flood the chasm with magma/lava, and kill all the unnamed horrors within.
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An Elven Caravan has arrived, and their friendship with nature seems to have protected them from the grazing elephants. I do not know the state of our crafts and tradegoods, but bins are being sent to the Trade Depot in preparation.
We traded a Talc ring for five berries. Personal note: I grow to hate Elves more and more as time passes. Still somewhat low on food, I have ordered several elephants put up for slaughter.
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I have used some of our steel to create glassworking shops, as well as an additional smelter. This will speed up metal production a great deal. Unfortunately, although the reclusive glassworking dwarf has claimed a standard glass furnace, he has not found all that he requires to build. I suspect that he is missing a turtle shell, and have asked those at the fishery to start processing fish in case one turns up. I find it hard to believe there are no shells in this entire fortress, so perhaps it is a specific type of rare glass he seeks.
[Shot of the workers profile that lists his likes as "Battleaxes, idols and demons, for their terrifying features.]
All for naught it seems. He has gone insane and wanders the halls babbling with a depressed look on his face. Perhaps it was for the best though, as he seemed to have an unhealthy interest in demons and strange idols. *Note* He later drowned beneath the main drawbridge entrance.
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Boatmurdered. Even if you don't play DF, it's worth a read.
Warning, some of the rulers of Boatmurdered swear profusely even in their logbooks. You have been warned.
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I believe it's spelled "Foamy". Not sure..as I don't actually watch it.
I think I'll drop in a quote here, so I won't seem like a grammar Nazi. =3
Dr. Mittag-Leffler: I'm afraid what you're describing is schizophrenia.
Harold Crick: No, no. It's not schizophrenia. It's just a voice in my head.
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I knew it was wrong. I was just hoping nobody would notice, instead of fixing it. Thanks for pointing it out; now my laziness is immortalized on the internet.
Legion: 192.168.1.1 ! 168!
Me: Oh, not 164... I'm stupid.
I always make that mistake when stetting IP Addresses on a LAN.
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"Hey, you guys planning on jumping today?"
"What?"
"You know, out of the top of the tree?"
No response, save for horrified looks.
"Uh...you do know they're setting up a zipline, right?"
Just some random teacher talking to some of his students at the 75th aniversary party, today. I found it amusing, anyway.
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*Laugh!!!* XD
That... would've been hilarious to see. ;D
Here's three I thought were pretty funny:
"They misunderestimated me!"
-George W. Bush
"I'll kill you until you die!!!"
-Anonymous
"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous" -unknown"
-Anonymous. Ha! :P
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Sept 19, 2008, 3:54pm (http:///index.cgi?action=gotopost&board=offtopic&thread=77&post=5697), Faith (http:///index.cgi?action=viewprofile&user=faith) wrote:
"They misunderestimated me!"
-George W. Bush
I'm gonna miss Bush, soley for his talking funny. x3
Sept 19, 2008, 3:54pm (http:///index.cgi?action=gotopost&board=offtopic&thread=77&post=5697), Faith (http:///index.cgi?action=viewprofile&user=faith) wrote:
"I'll kill you until you die!!!"
-Anonymous
You know....that sorta sounds like something from Invader Zim. XD
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"I will Kill you!
I will kill you until you die from it!" --unknown
"Go! Laser Eyes!" --Nappa, in Dragon Ball Z.
Seriously, I tried watching this stuff today, and while I'll admit some of it was pretty good, then keep doing stuff like that. It is stupid.
You can have all the laser eyes you want, but if you're going to shout "Go! Laser Eyes!" when you do it, you've crossed some sort of line.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Like Pokemon? :P
"Dying is just natures way of saying 'Hey! Your not alive anymore!'"
-Anonymous
I don't know why. That just amused me. XD
Heh... well, McCain doesn't know how many houses he has. That's pretty funny.
(If he wins. I hope so. More than Obama, anyway. I don't really like either of 'em. I think I already might've said that, here...)
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That's the danger of having accountants and Tax preparers.
Since it's somebody else's job to keep track of everything you have, you don't even know what all you have enough of.
Best to buy a couple extra of everything. ;)
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Sept 23, 2008, 9:11pm (http:///index.cgi?action=gotopost&board=offtopic&thread=77&post=5772), Faith (http:///index.cgi?action=viewprofile&user=faith) wrote:"Dying is just natures way of saying 'Hey! Your not alive anymore!'"
-Anonymous.
That is so going in my list of "Top 5 best quotes EVER" list.
"Kill your feet! They're trying to keep you from us."
-I dunno. It was in a friend's avatar. XD
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"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car" - Anonymous
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*Laugh!!!* :D
That's great... ;D
Hm...
This will make no sense to anyone... but I cannot restrain myself...
"I'm a seismograph!!! Rwar!!!"
-Friends and I
It was a morning on the bus... the road was bumpy, the windows foggy, and if you let your fingertip jump around on the window... ... ...
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There was a topic on DA about Burger King & Dairy Queen. This was my favorite comment.
"They will be married on a sunny day aboard a wonderful Shipley's owned by the one and only Long John Silvers, Taco Bells ringing in the back ground on such a merry day.
They shall buy their first son a Jack In The Box and his name will be Sonic. They will drink Margarita's and their farmer McDonald will raise Starbucks, Chic, Fille, and A's..."
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"The more I examine it, the more nuances it seems to have!
...and by nuances I mean teeth.
It is a nuanced piece."
"Why don't you sleep in your front room, sir, where you can't see it?"
"Mister Jinx, don't be absurd!
It's scary enough hanging from the wall. What if, when I'm not looking it floats into my foyer, and hovers an inch from my face.
I can't take that chance..."
--Memnon Vanderbeam, in http://www.starslip.com/2008/09/25/magical-thinking/ (http://www.starslip.com/2008/09/25/magical-thinking/)
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Dad: "I lost it and that hurts my feelings."
Me: "You hurt your own feelings?"
Dad: "I don't know what that means. I said it..but I have no clue what it means."
Yeah....I was confused, too. XD
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Hm...
"WARNING: in case of collision, this car will be driverless."
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Heh, Starslip Crisis.
What about...
"The mask is purely psychological! I have to defuse its power over me somehow! I'll imagine it with a silly little voice. A kid's voice! Just make it non-threatening! 'Hullo Mr. Vanderbeam, sir!' Ha! Yes! 'I'm just a silly widdle mask! A mask that nobody wuvs! Why don't you wuv me? Is it because I look like this? You made me like this daddy'"
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Vanderbeam would be the man we love to hate, if we didn't pity him so much.
I like Jinx's response to the the mask even better though. He finds it comforting because, "It reminds me of my mom."
Considering that he eats his own offspring on a regular basis, should he really find his mother's fanged visage so comforting?
Disgea 2:
"Don't you have some other reason for believing you can defeat my father? For instance, being from a heroic lineage, or being level 1,000,000?"
-Rozalyn
"What's really important is willpower. Even if your legs are broken and your arms fall off, you have to keep fighting, until the very end."
--Adell
Adell clearly follows the Black Knight school of warrior discipline.
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Heh. What the heck, I know all of those quotes. Gah.
Hey, y'know what starts playing in the background when you go to the Destroy All Humans game site? Huh? Do you?! Huh?!
"Burn baby burn, disco inferno!" with like.. little peace signs in the background..
I am gonna have that stuck in my head for like a month.
I dunno, maybe your mom is really comforting when you are but a tiny little Jinxlet. I need one of those, actually.
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--But Jinxlets don't grow up to be normal Crybozoids, do they?
They transform into giant, hulked out ravagers.
"When in demolitions mode, the Tuxedo will consider any object a target"
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Jinxlets grow up to ge giant, hulked out ravagers if they get any of that weird goo stuff. I think that happened to one of them, the rest remained horribly cute.
"Well, it's your electric bill. You could have thought to turn the console off. Haven't you ever heard of global warming?" - Orthopox, if left idle at the Mothership.
"May I remind you that the name of this game is 'Destroy All Humans', not SCREW AROUND IN THE MOTHERSHIP!" - Orthopox again, if left idle.
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*Snrk*
Hm...
"I was gonna' hold down her shirt while she was taking it off."
- Bad choice in words... >.<
(Someone was taking off a second shirt, and the first was going with it. I reached to help her, she spazzed out and jumped away, shrieking a little and whacking my hands. I think she thought I was after her exposed belly... *pokes*)
Heh... I bet almost half the people on here can guess who it was... XD
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We've never seen any of the Jinxlets turn into anything besides a ravager, so it's possible that's all they do.
Jinx has created full sized crybozoid bodies in the space of moments, in the past, so there's no reason for jinxlets to need to grow up if that's all they're turning into.
Of course, Jinx only explains his abilities if someone asks, and to ensure that new abilities can be added at any time, the author never has anyone ask.
"Why would a vaporise him with my maser if I wanted to capture him alive? I clearly wanted to take him alive. Minion! Explain this to me!"
"P-Perhaps, your finger slipped, sir?"
"Fool! I am infalable! Clearly, I sub-concously wanted to kill him! Die for your insolence!"
"ARRRGH!"
--Lord Katarrakis and a minion
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"Hey guy, go back to Space Egypt!"
"What!? I have no intention of going there!"
--Cutter and Katarrakis
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Heh... um... what were those quotes about?
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Kattarakis is a deranged time traveler, who uses mind control devices to set himself up as a god.
The helmet of him time travel suit looks like a pharaoh hat.
Starslip Crisis: It is good.
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"Him who rock him smash him no.
Him who mountain him crush him no.
Him who hammer him bash him no.
Him who raise him head above him heart,
Him diamond."
Sorry, Blood. You made me do it.
Apologies to Pratchett if I misquoted. I think I might've mixed up the hammer line, and I think there was another line, but I don't remember it...
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Isn't it, "Him who raise him heart above him head"?
Hail Mr. Diamond, King of the Rock Trolls!
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... O.O
Eh?
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It's Prachett.
--Discworld series.
It's a sacred Troll chant, in honor of the legendary and mystical King of Trolls.
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I'm pretty sure I had that line right, actually. I seem to recall wondering about that...
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You're right.
An honorable troll like Mr. Diamond has to raise his head above his heart, because his heart tells him to smash dwarves, and avenge his fallen brethren. You can't act without thinking, when you're several tons of rock, and all your instincts are about using your diamond teeth on people.
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Huh...
I'd heard about the Discworld series...
It... still sounds... interesting... ;D
Any good?
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Oh yes. Very much so, in my opinion.
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Hm... I'd been intending to look at it... just hadn't gotten to it...
Maybe I'll try to find it after I finish the current series I'm going through...
My friends finally convinced me to look at the Twilight series, or whatever they're called.
It's pretty good for being a complete romance... I actually rather give my approval. Though it would normally not be my first choice.
Now I just have to finish it...
Yeah, I'm a compulsive reader, sometimes. But then maybe I'm just over-all compulsive... I often wonder...
It would be better if I hadn't left my book in that person's car, though... ... ...
Hm...
I got this in my mail, and thought it was pretty funny. ;D
Lost Phone
My girlfriend called me as she was driving to an
appointment. She arrived, and I could tell from her voice
that she was getting frustrated. Finally she said, "I know I
had my cell phone with me. And now I can't find it!"
I replied, "Aren't you talking on it?"
There was a solid period of stunned silence as the reality
of the situation sank in, followed by, "You are NOT going to
tell anybody about this!"
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Hehe. Nice. And then AFTER you read Discworld, read Evil Genius and the sequel. I read them both in about a week, and then found out that the next one's in like 2010 or somewhere around there. Gah.
On the school bus on the way home:
Me: "Hey [name]!"
Her: "Shh, I'm reading."
Me: "But-"
Her: "SHH."
Me: "Fine, be that way. But I know where you live. I know where you SLEEP! You'll wake up with a gun muzzle against your head and I'll be like 'Wakey wakey eggs 'n' bakey!'"
Her: "SHHHH!"
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*Snrk!*
Interesting friendship you have, there. XD
Hm... 'kay, this'n's really strange...
But it's stuck in my head... XD
Lunch time conversation with my friends :
"I was a vegetarian for a lawn time. It was about a week. (Emphasis on the word she accidentally used, in place of long)
-Everyone talks about how a week is short.-
- A lawn time? Well... you were a vegetarian, but... a lawn?
This produced this quote:
"There's not a lot of grass at my house... I was a vegetarian for a week, and had to eat something!"
So, yeah. Maybe I have interesting friendships, also... ;D
Edit:
Fiendship was supposed to be friendship... >.<
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Heh. You almost spelled fiendship.
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Heh. =J
Actually, I thought I did. Did I misspell my misspelling!?! XD
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Apparently I thought your un-misspelling was a misspelling, somehow.
I was playing Destroy All Humans 2 recently, and at one point Orthopox was describing some weapon thingy, except the only part I really remember about it was that he said it was an "OMGWTF."
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*Snrk*
This is an odd conversation about misspellings. XD
Heh...
Hm...
My sister, not wanting to go to the kitchen from where she had her face enveloped by a book: "Can someone get me some ice water!?!"
Mom: "... What?"
Sister: "Ice water!"
Mom: "... ... ... Why does she want a fly swatter?..."
My family found this endlessly amusing, for some reason. ;D
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She needs to kill an aching pain I think it should work it kills flies.
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Um...
What?
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Yeah... confusion on this end, also... O.o
;D
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Ice water for drinking, Captain Witty. --not for injuries.
It took me a second to grasp the joke, because I'm so used to your random puns being mean spirited, that it took me a bit to look for a meaning that wasn't offensive, to someone present.
Also, the pun, when gotten, is a stretch, even if you puzzle out flaw in context.
Edit:I write this stuff for your sake, little bro'; you make much better company when you're not being so [your age here, 'cuz it's the internet], i.e. trying so hard to impress people that you come across as a spazz and a jerk.
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D: You want to fry some bacon?
Me: Yeah, I could fry that bacon, and it would be fried.
D: What? Isn't that the point of frying bacon?
Me: Can you tell that I have been sleeping? I have not. I try, but the sleeping does not happen. :P
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*Laugh!!!* :D
At first I didn't get it, and then I went on from there 'cuz I had something else I needed to do...
So...
Nice... XD
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Chun-Li: You killed my-
M. Bison: I killed your father. Yes, yes. I know!
What is it with you women anyway?
I killed my father too, and you don't hear me whining about it."
This is right after he fights Cammy because he killed, her parents.
If he doesn't want women trying to kill him, he should look into not killing their parents.
Then he'd just have a dozen male street fighters to deal with, and those he can beat up, without the show drawing more criticism than that last comment did.
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*Snrk!* XD
Oh, sure... us pesky women, always wanting to kill the people who've killed our parents... won't see that from some sort of deranged... bison?... :P
Really... Mr. Bison? ;D
What exactly is that particular quote from?...
--- Wheel of Fortune
"Flock of snow - - - s -."
-"J?"
-"B?"
-"D?..."
It lasted a while. I found it ridiculous. ;D
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Oct 14, 2008, 1:13am (http:///index.cgi?action=gotopost&board=offtopic&thread=77&post=6076), <font color="ff0033">bloodreaper</font> (http:///index.cgi?action=viewprofile&user=bloodreaper) wrote:Me: Yeah, I could fry that bacon, and it would be fried.
Thank you for supplying my new YIM status message. =P
(chat-names)
Lith: Sydney..you're turning into a penguin. Stop that.
Needless to say..chatting with either of us when we are sleep deprived, or high on rock candy, is a bad idea.
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What are you lacing your rock candy with?
My last quote is from an infamous sequence in the American Street Fighter Cartoon.
Mike Bison was originally the name of the evil boxer, but in the American version, he switched names with Vega, the evil dictator, to avoid legal action.
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*Snrk!*
That sounds like an extremely bizarre movie. What with evil boxers. XD
Um... a penguin?... ;D
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Vega/Bison has a whole gang of misfit henchmen.
Bison/Balrog the big black boxer,
Balrog/Bison the serial slasher,
Zangief the Russian Bear wrestler,
+hundreds of expendables goons.
It's hard to believe that the listed guys are his heavies, who are expected to defeat the heroes, who are such great martial artists that they can shoot death rays out of their hands.
If the 3-way name switch wasn't enough to confuse you, look up the "Street Fighter JPN vs USA - Comparison Video" on You-Tube.
Be advise that forum rules prohibit me from linking it here, because it contains Japan.
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Yes. A penguin.
I usually lace my rock candy with...other candy. =D Crush 'em all into chunks and put 'em in a bag of sour Skittles or something. >.> Mm..sour rock candy...
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*Snrk!*
That could do it, as far as rock-candy highs are concerned. :P
Hm... seeing as I just watched Iron Man... I might have some quotes from that, that people haven't already used. ;D
(Pretty good, I agree with the people that were talking about it here earlier.)
Though I bet everyone here has seen it by now.
*Pepper walks into room while Tony attempts to escape bashed, bullet-hole riddled iron man armor/suit-type apparel with the assistance of mulitple robotic aids. ---Astonishment---*
Pepper: "What's going on in here?"
Tony: "... Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."
Jim: Hey Tony.
Tony: I'm sorry. This is the fun-vee. The hum-drum-vee is back there.
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*Following the largely unpleasant events after the aforementioned statements*
Tony: "How was the fun-vee?"
I liked the little fire-prevention robot. XD
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Everybody likes the fire-prevention-bot.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
It'd be so neat to have one of those suits... 0.0
Not a clue as to what I'd do with it, but... XD
The ending was kinda' ridiculous. :P
Can't say I agree with certain decisions, but, hey, made me laugh. ;D
<font color="Green">Your accidental Double post has been fixed.</font>
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I like the robot, too.
Rrg...but that car! He landed right on it! D: By the way...that orange one? It was a Zonda. <3
I imagine the next movie will pick up from there, is why they ended it that way. Didja notice the Captain America reference? :3 ~fwee~ Great. Now you got me going on about Marvel...xP
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I'm not really a comics fan, too many crossovers, and too much cannon backlog, but after I watched Iron Man I did a little reading on the Marvel universe to find out what the deal was with SHIELD.
Was there anybody who actually liked the super Civil War, is it just the most vocal group that hated it?
I mention this, because it seems to my rookie eyes that Marvel is using it's movies to set up a movie version of said arc, and I'm somehow hoping it doesn't go that way. The whole thing feels like a lame excuse to make all the major characters of your continuity duke it out over a bad idea that some of them are inexplicably willing to kill for.
That said, the ending was meh, because it incorporated so many cliches that you couldn't conceive of it having anything other than a typical ending. Sure the hero always wins, and we know that, be we normally manage to forget that long enough to get a little tense.
Iron Man denies us our willing suspension of disbelief, with an evil Iorn Man suit, which cannot be made to fly convincingly, and yet flies all over the place, a damsel in distress, a reactor overloading, a bunch of very poorly delivered quips, few of which were any good to start with, and dudes wearing enough armor to build a battleship, punching each other, and actually having an effect.
The Final battle was meant to wow us, but it was so predicatable that the audience finds this tiny voice in their heads saying, "Yeah, Tony kills the bad guy, and they all live happily ever after, stop with the delaying and get on with it. My legs are falling asleep."
A good movie climax prevents you from noticing your legs until you try to stand up.
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I think it's been the plan the whole time. The end of X-Men? That's what got me thinking about something different. Then the ending in the new Hulk..and of course the Captain America references in both Hulk & Iron Man. My cousin mentioned a few other hidden references and crossovers in other movies. Now, Fantastic Four..my dad mentioned that particular comic was full of crossovers.
In short..I was right from the beginning. At the end of X-Men and Spiderman. They are, indeed, making a movie (http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810026516/info). Being the hard-core Marvel fan I am..I'm thrilled with this. :3 Ghost Rider & Iron Man were the best movies I've seen in a long time..so I'm hoping this will not disappoint.
Meantime, I think any further conversation about it deserves its own topic..rather than derailing this one any further. >.>
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Oops... heh... >.<
Huh... I wonder how I did that...
I recall having attemtped to modify... ... ... XD
Sorry, ya'll. Thanks. ':D
Super Civil War?
Hm...
It was kinda irritating in some fashion, how cliche it got. But I expect some things from movies to just be ridiculously cliche, seeing as they always continue to abuse certain ones (like "damsels in distress..." makes me want to slap 'em around, sometimes, when they become those, so easily, and then won't do anything when they, say, have a wide open opportunity to bash the bad guy in the back of the head with something formidable... or when they take off stumbling away from some pursuer with their high-heels... that's just about as bad... >.<)
But, *ahem...* yeah. Heh.
Hm...
Okay. My sister was randomly quoting Happily Ever After, where that one Spanish guy was after the other one with 11 fingers, repeating, "I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Well, my sister's in first year Spanish... she likes to spurt random bits in the language. (Even if she doesn't understand it... and, sometimes, nor do any actual Spanish-speakers, for that matter...)
So she was quoting that, yes, and forgot his name. Instead she used the next best thing she could think of, which was a piece of Spanish she'd heard, but wasn't really familiar with. She just thought it sounded cool, I guess.
It came out as (with the translated bit) ...:
"My name is The United States. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Not as great as some other's, on here, but... XD
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*cough* That's Princess Bride. >.>
Ah, brings back memories of Babelfish...
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"Cake has expert of cake, but Newton Von Figg is fruit, and hardens."
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SWAT Kats:
Razor"Releasing Mole Missile: Now!"
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Dark Kat: "Now where was I? Oh, yes. Doomsday... "
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Razor: "Piece of cake! Just remember: Always cut the red wire."
[Opens the nuclear bomb's casing to reveal a huge mess of red wire.]
"Dark Kat you miserable psycho!"
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Feral: "Great! I can't burn, cut or blast! What does he expect me to do?!"
Feral's constant failures aren't, I believe primarily a result of his hubris and glory hogging, but rather stem from his inability to solve problems with something besides HE missiles.
His rivals, the titular SWAT Kats, succeed where he fails because they have an arsenal of gadgets, in addition to the plain old explosives they carry.
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Somebody other than me remembers that show! =D Yay!
Peter: Once again, evil is as rotting meat before the maggots of justice!
Jim: Thank you for cramming that delightful image into my brain, Peter.
~Earthworm Jim. Gosh, I loved that show....
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Actually, I just stumbled across a few episodes while surfing the web.
(ARRR!)
I found the lines in question particularly amusing or telling, so I quoted them.
I generally spent that era of my life playing Mario, instead of watching TV.
Interestingly enough, as so as I posted my analysis of Commander Feral, I got to the episode where he uses weed killer bombs, to fight plant monsters. They don't work either, because Doctor Viper expected the SWAT Kats to try that. In retrospect, Feral also used an antibiotic missile on the giant germ monster, and Viper anticipated that with immunity too.
I'd accuse the writers of randomly foiling the Enforcers' attacks, just so the SWAT Kats can be the heroes, but Viper also now makes minions immune to both electro-rockets and octopus missiles, the SWAT Kats' primary offensive arsenal.
So yeah, glory hogging bravado, even when he has someone better for the job, and doing it himself means leaving Lieutenant Steel in charge. Nothing is worth leaving Lieutenant Steel in charge of anything.
I figure the only reason he hasn't been punished for all his treachery is that Feral Doesn't consider him a threat, and he prevents a competent second-in-command, from appearing, and threatening to replace Feral.
I'd say Feral was meant to be some sort of object lesson about foolish bravado, but the SWAT Kats are at least as full of ridiculous '80s action-hero machismo. They're like John Rambo meets Batman, in a cartoon. (Dang, Hana-Barberra could have pitched this show with that line.)
The real reason he always loses is because he fights to make himself look good, and his rivals fight to save the city and rescue the girl. The good guys always win, and the bad guys, get beat up by other bad guys, to show that only the good guys can defeat the bad guys. Ah, cartoon karma.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Yeah, I remembered afterward. But I wasn't about to get back on to fix it... I was getting yelled at, again... XP
*Snrk!*
Yes, Babelfish is an amusing tool. I'm quite fond if it.
I'm afriad I have little else to add. Unless ya'll wanted to hear about a former conversation, which might be quotable... XD
*Driving by the only electrical light-up sign offering gas price information in town...*
L: "Gas is down to $2.85!"
M: "Hey, yeah, it is!"
C: "I think it's great that you guys keep track of gas prices, and don't drive."
M: "It's the only thing that ever happens here."
L: "Yeah, it's such a small town..."
M: "In fact, I can almost see people with their lawn chairs and buckets of popcorn, sitting in front of the gas station watching the numbers on the sign change."
The conversations my friends have after X-C... ... ... ':D
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"It's a brand new me.
And the sun is high,
and all the birds are singing,
That you're gonna die!
How I hesitated;
Now I wonder why.
It's a brand new day!
...
It's a brand new day!
Yeah, the sun is high!
And all the angels sing,
because you're gonna die!
Go ahead and laugh!
Yeah, I'm a funny guy!
Tell everyone... Goodbye!
It's a brand new day!"
[img]http://beastling.xepher.net/images/forum/ramjik.gif" alt=">:(" title=">:(" border="0"/>
Male Newscaster: "Captain Hammer and the Mayor will both be on hand for the opening of the new homeless shelter, and of course, the unveiling of the statue of Captain Hammer."
Female Newscaster: "It's a good day to be homeless."
MN: "Ha ha ha! Yes it is!"
::)
"It's not enough to bash in heads"
You have to bash in minds!"
--Captain Hammer
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Doctor Horrible's Sing Along Blog: It's much better than it sounds.
Drhorrible.com is the place to be for people who haven't seen this movie, because you can watch it there. 45 minutes, contains explicit dialog, and a potential downer ending, depending on your interpretation.
"A Joss Whedon Film"
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"What 'H' word goes before the Bible verse 'be Thy name'?"
"Howard?"
~Weakest Link(?)
I saw a calendar that was "Stupidest things ever said"..and I -have- to go back and get me that. I'll never run short on quotes agaaaain!
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*Laugh!!!* XD
That... sounds like a great site... ;D
And a very interesting little bit of stupid quotables.
Hm... 'kay, here's something I think I haven't already mentioned.
Well, a past team member graduated, last year, and is now going into college. That was all great, et cetera, but her room mate for the dorm she was heading for was... not so encouraging.
They had a single conversation over emails, to get acquainted before living together. In this, they described each other. This person's dorm mate said something to the extent of this...
--- "I like the simple things in life. Like bubbles, smiles and cotton candy." ---
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IM convo:
Fox: *steals Sylar's glasses* BWEEEHEHEHEHEEEEE!!
Fox: Sylar: D: *throws fire at meh*
Fox: *burns*
CAPTAIN SPAGHETTI'FREDO: Me: -falls over laughing at your burnage-
CAPTAIN SPAGHETTI'FREDO: Freddy: .-.
Fox: MY ASHES HAVE GLASSES
Fox: =D
Fox: .....
Fox: That rhymed. =D
CAPTAIN SPAGHETTI'FREDO: Jerry: -writes LMAO on a napkin-
Conversations with me when I'm feeling bad can result in very unpredictable....results.
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Megas XLR
Rearview Mirror, Mirror
"YOU MANIACS!
You Blew it all up!
You...
..I hope I didn't do this..."
--Coop
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I used to watch that...but not often. Just when it was on & there was nothing else worth watching. x3 What I saw was amusing, anyway.
"I like to microwave things that smell bad."
~Wally, from Dilbert.
Expect that quote in my next avatar change. x3 Speaking of...the whole house has smelled of garlic SPAM today. XD
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*Laugh!!!* XD
Hm...
For some reason that reminds me of when my neighbor threw a stink-bug on the stove... O.o
It was really bad. >.<
(Do not suggest this.)
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"My grandfather's work was doo-doo!"
~Young Frankenstein
I've become a bit of a Mel Brooks fan, after Men in Tights and Young Frankenstein. Heh..I gotta get Blazing Sadles. x3
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"The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights."
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*Snrk!* XD
Hm...
Heh...
Me: "They're moofies."
Somebody (S): "What?"
Me: "Moofies. Muffin-cookies."
S: "... Coofies?"
Me: "No, Moofies."
S: "... Mookies!"
Me: "... Moofies."
S: "... Mookies."
Me: "... ... ..."
Some people just seem quite what to think about the moofies I baked, today... :P
One person tried to grap "the cookie on top" and was somewhat surprised when they got the whole moofie. XD
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*snrk* We shall always remember the moofies. x3
I need to make some, again. We haven't bought any cookie dough in...a long time. Maybe next time I get some pizza crust, I'll remember to get some. :3
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Heh. I just make my own dough, and that works fun, for me. I like mixing the stuff up, though. ;D
Ya'll've probably heard this, but oh well. :P
"Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of a witness."
-Anonymous
That's pretty acurate, really. XD
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Half the time my witnesses don't even know what I'm talking about anymore.
"He's just talking about something again."
Hmph!
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It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.
Richard Rufus
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I was out by myself in the graveyard
I was doing an interpretive dance...
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"..when I felt something heavy and pointed/
strike me in the back of the neck/
and the ghost of my dance instructor/
pushed me into an open grave/
and as the dirt rained down around me/
she sang me this song!"
That song is awesome.
Still not as good as Older, though.
"I might ride that death coaster myself, if I was trapped in a theme park with nothing but balloon stands for eternity."
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Been playing Drake's Fortune, again. x3
"I either save him, or beat the crap outta him. ........ I might just beat the crap outta him, anyway."
"That's digusting! Where's my camera?"
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You got the words wrong, Blood.
"And as the dirt rained down she played a xylophone/
and sang me this song"
I may someday have to play Drake's Fortune, if only to figure out what it's all about...
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It's worth the price, I think. As far as video games go, anyway. The plot is excellent, the setting/gameplay has a Tomb Raider vibe, and the humor is great. I mean..not like "hardehar" funny, but rather subtle. The language is a bit rough, but about the same as games like Max Payne & Gun.
The hardest part, so far, are the jet-ski levels. It's hard to watch where you're going, avoid explosive barrels, and avoid getting shot by a bazooka-weilding man dressed like Gilligan. I still managed to get a few more headshots, though. :B
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*Laugh!!!* :D
(I missed a lot from here... O.o )
Interpretive dance in the graveyard? What song?
And that is a disturbing quote from Fox... XD
Today, I missed lunch. Then in a teacher's room, I mentioned this. Note that this teacher was also my X-C coach, and a big health fanatic.
Me: "I missed lunch." (Very blunt, I know. I wasn't talking to him, directly! I'm not a begger!)
Teacher: "Here, have some chocolate cake."
Me: "..."
Teacher: "... ... ... And two apples!"
Me: "Thanks!!!... ... ..." XD
I just found that hilarious, after hearing him talk "Healthy-this-that." all season. ;D
Then I was in the veteran honor assembly and had already started eating an apple, and was stuck with it in a front row. So that was awkward.
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Me: Take your pigtails down, already.
Breanna: *grabs head* NO.
Me: Don't make me get my dagger.
Breanna: Don't make me get Excaliber!
Me: It's dull.
Breanna: Don't make me get your katana-
Me: It's dull, too.
Me: Don't make me get-
Me: IT'S DULL. They're all dull! Dull, dull, dull!!
Breanna: ........... *picks up a chair* Don't make me use THIS CHAIR!
......
Yeah. We're a little....out of it, tonight. xD
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Ah, Thanksgiving.
Said Felblood on this day:
"I have cheesecake in my brain!"
And I'm not even gonna' explain it.
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Not gonna' explain this one, either. This one from me:
"Swordfighting left some marks on my hands, sure, but it was my dinner that made me bleed."
I do love letting things sound so much worse than they actually are.
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I coughed.
Honestly, it's not nearly as funny in context. --Particularly if you're the guy who had cheesecake in his sinus cavity.
It's not fun.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
I remember those. XD
Hm... 'kay.
"Flop like a flaming fish!"
- Not really sure which one of us made that... ;D
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Nov 30, 2008, 4:45am (http:///index.cgi?action=gotopost&board=offtopic&thread=77&post=6383), <font color="ff0033">bloodreaper</font> (http:///index.cgi?action=viewprofile&user=bloodreaper) wrote:I coughed.
Honestly, it's not nearly as funny in context. --Particularly if you're the guy who had cheesecake in his sinus cavity.
It's not fun.
At least it wasn't a jalepeno....
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*Laugh!!!* :D
I... am very sorry to hear that. Even if this doesn't sound very sincere (either of you) for laughing.
I would not want to do that with a habanero. O.o
*Snrk* I guess I'm pretty fortunate. Things tend to stay out of my nose when I attempt to eat them. XD
Really, though, how often does that actually happen? Sounds painful. >.<
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With me? More often than I thought, apparently.
I just snorted one again, along with a piece of broccoli. D:
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*Snrk!* XD
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'Kay, this conversation has a lot of strange ads popping up at the bottom of this screen.
"Sedona Plumber/Plumbing, Crazy Ikes," and, somehow, "Wholesale MP3 Player."
This combination is somewhat unusual. ;D
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i found a bunch of these at the bottom of a comic i was reading. and it made me think of here so i decided thats what I'd do.
"I wish my lawn was emo so that it would cut itself."
~ Nu Lucrezia
"Most men do not mature, they simply grow taller." ~Leo Rosten (1908 - )
Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant "idiot".
-- (Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic)
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."
Emo Philips
"In God we trust; all others must pay cash."
~ Unknown
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."
~Unknown
"Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees."
~David Letterman
"And then the country went around blowing people up, which was a bit anti-social."
~ a Scottish Proffesor
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
~ Emo Phillips
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."
~ Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
"New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guys are very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He says, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York." So I stabbed him."
~Emo Philips
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"It's the superhero standard: One or more signature powers, strength and speed.
Turn up at any superhero headquarters and say you're signature powers are superhuman strength and speed and you'll get laughed out the door until you learn break-dancing and come back as John Travolta Man."
--Benjamin " Yhatzee" Crowshaw
I been reading some old articles on Fully Ramblomatic.
He's not just popular because he has great delivery had good insight into his area of expertise; his material is really and truly funny.
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"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."
That one should be attributed to Stephen Wright. It has been done other ways, but that version's his.
Isn't Crowshaw the guy who does Zero Punctuation?
"No! Pudding, No!"
~Pedro, Excel Saga
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"You are correct!" -- Da'th Vada'
"Cuz' we got Dethsta'! (Dethsta'!)"
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*Snrk*
Here's some stuff from Reader's Digest:
My sister had been sick, and I wanted to see how she was doing. I called, and my 10 year-old neice picked up the phone.
"Hello?" she whispered.
"Hi, honey, how's your mother?"
"She's sleeping," she whispered, again.
"Did she go to the doctor?"
"Yes, she got some medicine," was her soft reply.
"Well, I don't want to wake her. What are you doing, by the way?"
In another whisper, she said," Practicing my trumpet."
-Sharon Disbro
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Breanna was watching Heroes, with me. In the first season, Hiro rammed a katana through Sylar's gut. He, somehow, managed to live.
Me: "How did Sylar survive that attack, anyway?"
Breanna: "How do you know he survived?"
The funny thing is...we were sitting here, watching Sylar, who was very much alive.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Hm...
Reader's Digest:
I went through a college for dentistry and, in those classes, we would actually carry out the procedures. To do this, we needed real human teeth, so we requested human skulls from a sender, in Africa. The response message we received stated an affirmative, as well as the following... "We shall execute immediately."
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The Entrepreneurial Warlord Recycling Company
"Helping you get use out of things that we would have just buried anyway."
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"I'm collecting heads for charity."
-Bloodreaper
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*Laugh!!!* XD
Er, dare I ask about Bloodreaper's "charitable" intents?
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If I can find a worthy cause will you give me severed heads?
"You can't do this to me!
I invented the piano key tie!"
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Great. XD
Hm...
Jumper was an interesting movie. ;D
"Why is my washing machine in the library?
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"Put. The broom. Down."
~My grandma, to me.
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"Nice broom.
-- but it is not mah bucket!"
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Heh! XD
Okay, now I've got to ask about those two.
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Ah, the "Doom Broom". I'd say it's best not to ask about that one....but that doesn't seem to work with you. (that, and considering you already did ask....)
Mm...Breanna & I like Star Wars. A lot. We don't have any light sabers, though.........
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"When you wake up in the morning, consider torture."
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"Don't worry about the fine print. The soul consumption clause is never exercised."
~Varimathras, Warcraft III
"Darkness called...but I was on the phone, so I missed him. I tried to *69 Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled "Pick up the phone, Darkness!" but he ignored me. Darkness must be screening his calls."
~Demon Hunter, Warcraft III
"I'm so poor, I don't even have calcium deposits."
~Lich, Warcraft III
"We must defeat the dwarves!"
"We -are- the dwarves."
"Oh."
~the Mortar Team, Warcraft III
Three guesses what game I've been playing.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
" 'Tis loading.
(The Llama song continues to influence me. Aaaah! Still I live within it's diabolical grasp!)"
-Hahaha, guess who. ;D
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"Dude you got to see this crazy thing we found! It is so crazy, it's like the craziest thing!"
--Me, attempting to describe SWAT:Aftermath.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
I can... only imagine you saying that. ;D
"Moo!!!"
"She's a cat!!!"
-Over the Hedge
Only because nobody remembers anything I quote from that movie, and I found that line rather amusing.
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"Haha! You bunch of nerds!"
"They walk among us."
~My uncle and grandma, talking about the gifts my dad got me.
Merry Chistmas, folks. ;3
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*Laugh!!!* XD
Hm...
Okay, this morning, my Dad mentioned how my Grammie keeps practially everything, and she keeps it for forever when she does. Then he found an example.
"Like this! She's had this since I was little!" While picking up and brandishing this pitchure full of a green kind of sludge.
My sister and I: "... ... ..."
My Dad: "Oh, not the stuff inside it."
My cousin couldn't make it, but she called. I got to talk to her, for a while. And then, I figured I'd been keeping the phone away from everyone else for long enough, and then, well, choose bad words for voicing this realization...
"Hey, I love you, but I think you should talk to someone else."
After saying as much, I realized just how horrible that sounded. XD
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"Chaingun, Destructor, bang!?"
--Me, attempting to say, "Did you still want to play Aftermath today?" but finding that I had misplaced my vocabulary.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Great... XD
Mine's a quote from some icon.
"You're a great friend, but if the zombies come, I'm tripping you."
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First post of 2009!
"I freaking love Futurama!"
~me, as I was randomly dancing on PlaystationHome. Funny thing is, not only did I draw a crowd, they started dancing, too.
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What's PlaystationHome?
Heh.
I bet that was interesting, at best, though. =J
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It's best described, by me, as a free online video game, where you interact with people from all over. :3
And, oh, how I interacted. Soon as it hit midnight, I shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" and started doing the running man. x3
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The running man? O.o
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Isn't that an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, where he fights a bunch of batman wannabes with elemental power themes, in a dystopian televised execution?
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It's a dance. :C
Granma(to uncle): "Did you call Nathaniel, Honey?"
Dad: "No, he called him 'Nathaniel'."
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"Did you break something?"
"Yeah, but nobody saw my socks!"
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Dad, after coming home at midnight: "What are you still doing up?"
Me: "Same reason you're still up."
Dad: "Right. You have my DNA."
Me: "You gonna be up a while longer?"
Dad: "Pff...I have your DNA."
We are a whole family of insomniacs....
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Um... socks? ;D
"This is called farming! You kids are gonna grow all sorts of things! Vegetable plants, pizza plants..."
-Captian, from Wal-E
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Clearly, socks are the secret foundation to the forensic method.
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*Laugh!!!* XD
Do I want to know?
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Wall-E...good movie. :3
"It's like fireworks! With bones flying everywhere!"
Ah heh...yeah. Running over zombies with a motorcycle is FUN.
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O.o
*Laugh!!!* XD
I take it that's some game, or something. :P
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Tomb Raider: Underworld, in fact.
At one point, there was so many, I just ended up doing a bunch of donuts. They..exploded into a million tiny pieces. =D
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'Coooool."
--Soft Drink Guy, in Megas XLR
Whenever Coop and his crew flagrantly violated the laws of physics, in the name of Awesome, Soft Drink Guy was there, to explain how they could get away with that.
He only ever needed one word.
"Coooool."
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*Laugh!!!* :D
"Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing."
-Not sure who that's from... XD
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"The warrior said nothing,
for his mouth was full.
Then he swallowed.
Then he spoke:
'Enough talk;
Let's fight!'"
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"Be weary of wousing a rizard's wrath! .... Wrousing a rizard's......BE WEARY OF MAKING A MAGICIAN ANGRY!"
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*Laugh!!!* XD
Oh, great timing... XP
I'm here in Robotics...
And there are some people here with me who were just working on an essay, as to why we are a great team, or whatever. This was followed with a few rounds of things like "We are vewy Spwecial." and the like. Note that one member was leaning on two of the four legs attached to his chair. Then, at the words, "We're smwart!!!" in a mocking voice from this person, the chair was pushed a bit too far... and he went flying out on the floor... XD :P
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I just did the Player Shuffle thing again.
I had to skip some of the results, though.
You see, I told Windows Media Player to play all "Music Files" that it found.
Windows Media Player thinks that any file ending in the .wav file format is music. Video games have used the .wav format for sound effects for years. This got me some...interesting...results, as several of the games that Windows Media Player has decided have music files in them use .wav for the dialogue files.
The first result I got, for "How was your day?" was some guy yelling "Run for your lives! The troll is loose!"
Amusing, yes, but not what I was after.
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Goob: .. and maybe he's probably right. I should just let the whole thing go."
Bowler Hat Guy: NO!
Everyone will tell you to let it go, and move on.
--But don't.
Let it fester and boil inside of you.
Take those feelings and lock them away.
Let them fuel your actions!
Let hate be your ally,
and you will be capable
of wonderfully horrid things.
HEED MY WORDS, GOOB!
Don't let it go.
Mwa HAhahaha!
*exits*
Goob: What?
--Meet the Robinsons
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"So, a few years ago, I had this idea for a graphic novel about a dog.
At the time I was sick, and had taken more cold medicine than the bottle recommended. If you're hard up for ideas, maybe you should try it. Because the story's stayed with me ever since."
-D.C. Simpson, regarding the origin of Raine Dog
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I bet more graphic novels than you'd think get started that way.
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Oh, I'd bet. I'm just surprised that D.C. Simpson is the one to say.
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Who the Sigma is D. C. Simpson?
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1: Marlin is the winged Irken guy. I've posted a few pictures.
2: We were role playing. This first part is an instant message, to my cousin. I sent it while she was distraced doing something else.
HooIWah: *steals some of Marlin's feathers, and neatly places them on your head*
A few minutes later..
Breanna: *laughs at the comment, then the wind blows a feather off her head* Wait.....
Then there was some..."AUGH!!" and some arm flailing, as she was frantically trying to get all the feathers that I had actually put in her hair, while she was distraced.
It was much funnier, in person.
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From the Evil henchman's Guide, Part IV: Tips for Evil Cult Members (http://www.geocities.com/evilsnack/henchman.htm)
"16. When a religious artifact begins emitting light, CLOSE YOUR EYES. Thousands of cult members could be saved every year if they followed this simple safety tip."
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DC Simpson is the guy who wrote Ozy and Millie.
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Oh. Yeah, nothing she does really surprises me, anymore.
Anyway.
"All right, screw it PETA!
For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three.
You decide."
--Duke 2.0, on the DF forums (http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=29512.0)
This thread ends up discussing a news article from kenya, about a man who killed an attacking jaguar, by ripping out it's tongue.
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*Laugh!!!* XD
Great... ;D
My sister was in town, and there were a few people to play the part of witness... heh.
Anyway.
We were walking out of this public place, to the parking lot. She had her headphones on, and was singing along, but this was interrupted when she practically screamed, "Oh my gosh!!!" while pointing at this stuffed animal on someone's dash.
*Pause...*
"Oh, I thought it was a dead animal..."
As you can imagine, we found this to be greatly amusing. In fact, we had only just finished talking about it by the time we reached the car.
Beside our car was a white van, with dark windows. Maybe the tint of these windows aided the results...
My sister looked in, and saw something furry and moving.
"Now that one's alive!!!" She hollered for all who were present for her previous mistake to hear. She did this while making a wild, flailing, pointing gesture in the creature’s direction.
Well…
I then looked up to see… the rather disturbed face of a woman wearing a fuzzy brown coat.
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"I will waste you if you try to adopt this dog!"
--U.N.I.T.Y, in Skin Horse (http://www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/skinhorse/series.php?view=archive&chapter=31161)
--and on the next page:
U.N.I.T.Y. faces Lim-Lim the panda into unconciosness, against a fire alarm box, triggering the alarm.
U.N.I.T.Y.(beaming): Fire trucks, too!
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"Up next, we'll have the latest on the developing...uh..developments!"
Newscaster, on our local station
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So, I told Windows Media Player to play all the songs on my computer again. It played, at random, 2 different lines from the same game, entirely out of context.
The result?
Quote:Lord Galebriand: "What proof do you have of this claim?"
Vecus Fathien: "Feel the poison of my blade!"
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"I have been chosen.
--by the big metal hand in the sky!"
The scary part is that, in spite of his crazy tone, his statement is perfectly true.
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Friend- "How may I drink Devil if I have no mouth?"
I told her chai tea is the devil, because it is so addicting. It's..best not to ask, about the rest. >.>
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"I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream"
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"Why is the bear GREEN!"
Dragyn
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"Elephants are lonely."
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"Im in ur houz!
I eated ur pie!"
--The e-mail I just send DW and G.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Wow... I live boring life... :P
Next? XD
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"This is the pre-torture?!"
-Chuck, from..er..Chuck.
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--caught the dark knight last night.
Lot's of good lines, including this little gem.
Lucius Fox (played by Morgan Freeman): "You believe that your employer, Bruce Wayne, one of the richest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly Batman, a caped vigilante, who spends his nights wearing a mask and beating hardened criminals, to a pulp with his bare hands --and your plan, in this situation, is to blackmail this person?"
I think they deliberately loaded that sentence with all those prepositional phrases, just because they knew Freeman would turn the commas into gold.
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*Laugh!!!* XD
Nice. :P
Hm...
Okay, for those who do not know, I've been in Robotics. This is a fun program, and it had me ending up in Portland for a few days, for the NW Regional convention. Being a rather country-bound individual who doesn't travel much, I am somewhat unaccustomed to city life... it's rather entertaining and different to get to go to a place like Portland for a bit, and I always see something weird and different. This year, I saw a crazy man on the train/bus contraption. Whoohoo.
The team was getting back to the hotel by walking and riding these rather enjoyable little mechanisms (they're a lot of fun to ride; it's like all the joy of sitting on the back of a bus when it fish tales on icy roads minus the less favorable aspects). One session of riding left some of my friends and I standing near the back, directly in front of this man with big, twitchy eyes creating the impression of a chihuahua, only somehow terribly worse.
After a while of riding along, I started to note that he was talking, seemingly to nobody. I shrugged this off; monologues are an essential part of life, after all. But... then...
He started getting louder, and... snatches of slaying, cutting, machine guns and warfare, death and homicidal tendencies grew to be audible. Creepy, eh?
This continued for a number of stops, and I was caught a little off guard when he started a small fit of bizarre cries to the extent of, "No! No!!!" at his reflection in the window. Eventually we came to a stop, and the people around him began to file out, like there was safety in numbers. Whether this was an attempt at escape or simply their stop, I cannot say.
He let them strain past and then stood there for a while, his talking fading to silence, at last. The bus was stationary, and he still stood there. After a few unremarkable moments, he started stirring, looking around, and a form of recognition started to form on his face. Suddenly, he extended his hands into the air in the form of fists and exclaimed, "China Town!!!" and ran out the door.
While the people around me started to share how they had feared for their life, I started laughing like I was as mad as he was. (You have to admit that his exit was highly amusing.)
So yeah. There's my crazy quote from my trip. XD
Sorry, I know it's lengthy; but you really can't sum something like that up with, "There was a psychotic, possibly homicidal man who was likely on drugs in Portland. Last I saw, he was running away while yelling about China Town."
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Maybe he had an appointment in the Chinese Dominated part of Portland, and suddenly remembered it.
Probably not.
Edit:
"It'd be like if you went to Hell!
--and it was full of blood,
and that blood was on fire,
then....
then, that might be enough blood!
...
--but then again,
probably not..."
--Blood Mage (WC3)
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I think you missed some of the quote, Blood.
"My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood.
Which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood, or maybe three times as much blood.
Like if you went to Hell, and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood!
....and maybe that would be enough blood.
eh...But...probably not."
Sorry. I like that quote.
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"Don't tell me about the dolphins in the tuna.
I'm on the tunas' side.
Dolphin tastes quite good."
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*Laugh!!!* :D
War Craft... was that the one where all the characters would say amusing things if you clicked them, or something? XD
There were some memorable quotes from that one. :P :)
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I don't know how the line about the raining blood got cut out. I distinctly remember thinking it as I typed that.
I cut the rest out deliberately.
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Yeah...but it's just not the same without the raining blood.
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Well, of course.
You gotta have raining blood.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
That's... wonderful... :P
My sister and I were staying up late, one night, talking about crazy random things while trying to go to sleep. (Bunk beds. We can't scratch an itch without the other hearing, might as well talk to each other. XD ) Eventually conversation went on to What If's, and what we'd do in those cases. For example, if I go blind, I want one of those little miniature seeing eye horses. ;D
This even came to schizophrenia. We ended up talking about how it wouldn't be so bad, and we'd totally have our fun out of it. In fact, we decided that if either us goes for it, we'll have to get a bumper sticker that says "Don't deny 'till you try it --- schizophrenia."
I know, this is a tad bit weird, but hey, it's 4 am. XD
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I'm gonna' go to bed now... :P
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"All hail nerd-boy!"
-from the game, Buzz
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“It made us feel much cooler, much more cutting-edge, much more hip, which was kind of bang-on what we wanted to achieve communication-wise.” --Dave Howe
That is the least cool, cutting edge, or hip sentence any man has ever uttered. Are the thoughts of executives fueled by an entirely different sort of logic than what normal people use?
This is from Howe's statements about how he's going to change the name of the Sci Fi network to Syfy (http://www.syfy.com/), primarily because it's too nerdy right now, and because he can't trademark the current name.
He is also convinced that the name will be more appealing to the middle aged women, who he's been trying to add to his viewership.
More here (http://www.tvweek.com/news/2009/03/sci_fi_channel_aims_to_shed_ge.php).
Personally, the Sci Fi is what always drew me to the Sci Fi channel. There was a time when if you were in the mood for Sci Fi, you knew where to look, but in recent years, they've diluted their schedule with all kinds of other stuff, so you never know what to expect.
Truthfully, my viewership was already lost to them, but this news comes as a confirmation of sorts, that there's no reason to ever check back. I'm no longer the viewer they're interested in.
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"Stew anyone long enough, and he turns into a jerk. Or a pudding."
~Blood.
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Inigo Montoya: But this is Buttercup's true love - If you heal him, he will stop Humperdinck's wedding.
Miracle Max: Wait. Wait. I make him better, Humperdinck suffers?
Inigo Montoya: Humiliations galore!
Miracle Max: That is a noble cause. Give me the sixty-five, I'm on the job.
Princess Bride
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"A skull is NOT a handbag!"
"I dunno. It could be. Modern fashion, you know."
~From that webcast Amber linked, on the DMFA forums. Oh lawd..I wasted 3 hours of my life..but I laughed so hard.
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Revenant:I am so sorry.
*chak*
Doctor Vg: You.. You have killed me.
Revenant:No, old friend. I have spared you.
...spared you from that which is to come.
Vg:You've activated it! Are you insane!?
Revenant:Alas! That comfort is denied me.
Girl Genius, March 24 and 26, 2007
(http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20040324)
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"I-...NGGH...CURSE YOU, VADER...GIVE ME YOUR JELLY BEANS."
I um..got a Darth Vader plushie, for Easter..that had jelly beans tied to him. I'd like to NEVER got them off. D:
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"She has all the good DNA!!!"
-Maurice Wilkins, in the movie we were watching in science. It was, er, about the research of DNA. XD Anyway, it made me laugh. :P
"Hitler... I mean, Lincoln...!"
-This is the funniest part. It was my history teacher. XD
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Apr 14, 2009, 7:30pm (http:///index.cgi?action=gotopost&board=offtopic&thread=77&post=7111), Faith (http:///index.cgi?action=viewprofile&user=faith) wrote:"Hitler... I mean, Lincoln...!"
-This is the funniest part. It was my history teacher. XD
*snrk*
"I'm being murdered with love!!"
-me, after IM conversations with various people.
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"I live many secret lives, Sevnk. --all of them horrible."
--Knob, in Geist Panik
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Heh. ;D
Hm...
Last night I was at a friend's and one person was nearly hyperventilating from laughing too much, and I noted this. She was laughing too much to hear and responded like this?
"I'm zeperpetalbeating?"
Hahahaha.
Now we're going to make an event of it.
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"I Stopped Fighting my Inner Demons. We're on the same side, now."
"I will kill you, and you will die to death."
"I fail at life so epically, I almost win."
"If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?"
"Senility: When you can hide your own Easter eggs"
"Oh, hello. Would you like to be part of my army of Evil Minions?"
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
"I think I'm a little out of place, here. And everywhere else on Earth."
"lol looks kinda' like one of those Tie Fighters."
"Whenever I feel a little blue, I start breathing again."
"...And reality continues to ruin my life."
"Falling downstairs is easy. Falling upstairs takes skill"
"Oh, good morning. I see the assassins have failed..."
"Without ME, you are just AWESO"
"I didn't slap you. I highfived your face."
"Cthulhu thinks you would make a good sandwich."
"The more people I meet, the more I like my pepper spray."
"When you and me die, we'll be dead."
"I'm not so good at advice...can I interest you in some sarcastic comments?"
"What I really need are lots of minions."
"Of all the people that I know, you are one of them."
"You are jealous because the voices only talk to me."
"If you can't laugh at yourself, I will do it for you."
"I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."
"You have no equal, because everyone else is better."
"When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape."
"I don't have ADHD, I just Do you like tacos?"
"Too close for missiles--Switching to guns!"
- Forum signatures and bumper stickers.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Oh, I'm getting a car soon... maybe I should get some of those on there. XD
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You...do that.
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"No one's ever been killed by a cave painting before.
Well...except for Great Aunt Ruby, and everyone said that was a fluke."
--Digger (http://www.diggercomic.com)
The archives are free now. You really ought to read it sometime.
Edit: Linked. Now you have no excuse.
--unless you do.
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Friend, talking about "zombie plans":
You're from Texas. I assume the whole state will put up a huge wall, and have every citizen take turns with the gun towers, snipin' zombies. Meanwhile, us here in California would want to put up for zombies rights and give them government jobs.
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Actually, considering the fort infiltrating properties of zombies (it only takes one to get a force inside), and the estimated speed of their spread, a state sized fortress would be indefensible and take too long to construct.
Thankfully for Texas, they practically invented the idea of turning your house into a military compound, and inviting the neighbors over to sit out the Apocalypse.
California, on the other hand, would hand themselves over to the zombies, just as described.
There would be much debate over whether zombie Californians were better or worse.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
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What would they do in Idaho...?
XD
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Idaho is a very complex geographical system, but here's the basic breakdown.
It depends on the origin point, vectors and rate of spread.
If the more heavily armed citizens of the more mountainous north have enough time, they might be able to block some of the passes and pick off the zombies as they come. Once those defenses are overrun, the defenders can fall back to NorAD bunkers, fortified towns and survivalist compounds and continue the fight. Organization and leadership will have a larger impact than in larger more open Texan front, but if the right cards are played the final rounds will look fairly similar, as both states have plentiful supplies of people who actually prepare for this sort of thing, as well as military resources. The eventual victor is a matter of whether the barricades and ammo hold out longer than the zombies' numbers.
Remember to aim for the head.
The flatter and more populous southern portion of the state is probably zombie food, even though they have a generous allotment of soldiers and sportsmen of their own.
The terrain is too open and the highways will bring the infection into the population centers too fast, for southern Idaho to be a good place to fight a zombie horde. You're not as likely to find a guy who just happens to keep a modern armory in his basement there, either.
If the plague doesn't spread too fast, and the government can mobilize while the problem is still regional and not national in scale, some cities might be spared by quarantine and military intervention, but the standard zombie survival scenario assumes that government intervention is delayed until it's too late, while the military attempts to uncover the nature of the attack.
Boise and most towns on the Canadian shipping lines are probably going to be lost no matter what. Carpet bombing these areas with incendiary cruise missiles is probably the best use of Air Force resources, unless large concentrations of zombies can be spotted in the desert, away from living civilians.
Additional factors are whether the zombies are effected by desert heat or mountain cold, and how much, but I estimate that this is the most probable scenario.
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It's a quote, but it works better, with the image:
(http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/5488/avatarjfd.jpg)
Because words cannot even begin to describe my avatar.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
(To both, haven't been responding a lot, here. :P )
Hm...
Okay.
I was just sitting with my friends, eating lunch, and... I don't know how we breached this topic... but... one of them said this. XD
"Your face is so white it's a racist joke."
Admittedly, I never found much in this form of humor. Maybe it was circumstance... but that one got me. XD
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Okay, so, there seems to not be a lot of conversation going on, and I therefore deem it acceptable for me to double-post. :P
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My uncle came to visit a while ago, and he brought this book called 1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said. ;D
Anyway, I'll probably drop a few in here every once in a while, when I can. Heh. They're pretty funny. XD
Soon I'll have more time, too... :P
Tomorrow is my last final. I'm going to Thursday, the make-up day, because I'm turning in some projects then, but I don't really have anything to do there and I technically consider tomorrow my last day of school.
(Yay! ^-^ )
So...
Here's the first one:
"Thanks for the poncho."
-Bill Clinton, when gifted with the tri-colored Romanian flag while on a visit to the country.
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I was in the process of moving. >.>
Heh..I have a calendar, like that. 83
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*Laugh!!!* :D
I don't think anyone minds your being busy. :P :)
What kind of move is it, anyway?
Alright, I'm putting them in here in order, and they start in politics... XD
"I've read bout foreign policy and studied; I now know the number of continents."
-George Wallace, in his 1986 presidential campaign.
"It has not worked. No one can say it has worked, so I decided we're either going to do what we said we're going to do with the UN, or we're going to do something else."
-Bill Clinton, on the UN operation in Bosnia
"As I was telling my husb-... As I was telling president Bush..."
-Condoleezza Rice, unmarried national security advisor
"It's not true that the congressman was sleeping during the debate. He was just taking a few moments for deep reflection."
-aid to Rep. Martin Hoke, who was spotted on the House of Representatives floor with eyes closed during a debate
"I think we're on the road to answers that I don't think any of us in total feel we have the answers to."
-Kim Anderson, mayor of Naples, Florida.
"You reporters should have print what he meant, not what he said."
Earl Bush, aid to Chicago mayor, Richard Daley
"A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof, it's because it is proven."
-Jean Chretien.
"Give Bill a second term, and Al Gore and I will be turned loose to do what we really want to do."
-Hillary Clinton, speaking at a 1996 Democratic fundraiser.
"We've got a strong candidate. I'm trying to think of his name."
-Senator Christopher Dodd
"I will take time to restore chaos and order."
-President Bush
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*while watching Underworld, with cousin*
"Okay. You and I are going to make a vampire movie, where they do not burn, or, for the love of god, do not sparkle, in sunlight."
~me
Seriously. Why does sunlight=bad?
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It's tradition. That's why.
Blame the Europeans.
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On the contrary, there are many many vampire legends, where sunlight does not harm them. As far as I can tell, there's really been no(or very little) real, written evidence suggesting that sunlight kills them.
At least...that's what several folklore websites said.
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I've never studied vampires overmuch, I'm afraid. I do believe that at least a few of the Dracula myths had sunlight damage him, but...I've never actually read them.
For the record, Symmetraxis' Vampires are not generally affected by sunlight, except in a few particular cases, since I never thought the whole "sunlight kills them" thing made any sense.
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Well, the Dracula books/movies mixed a bunch of different vampire lore. The different things that harm him, are all from seperate cultures and religions. Over time, they have become tradition.
Most of the methods one thinks of, involving vampire slaying, were set in our minds, by media. If you want to kill a vampire, it would depend soley on what folklore you're referring to.
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Before Bram Stoker there was never a safe bet on what might harm a given vampire, but his book was popular enough to establish the list of weaknesses he used as the most common standard.
Breaking away from Stoker's sunlight and stakes is almost always a deliberate subversion of the readers expectations.
I can roll with sunlight destroying their dark magics and causing them to crumble into the dust they ought to be; I just cant figure out why wooden stakes are better for stabbing them in the heart.
If a wooden stake can kill him, why not a steel bar, or and anti-tank round? So long as his heart is destroyed and prevented from regenerating, it should end him.
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Heh. :D
I saw an interesting movie a while ago wherein Judas was the first vampire and the stake was relevant because he attempted to hang himself from a tree, and the stake had to be of the same kind of tree as Judas had hanged himself from. However, they thoroughly mixed their history up, because they applied the condemnation to walk forever without rest to Judas, rather than Malchus, to make the whole vampire thing more applicable. Judas also died, according to the Bible, one way or the other. *Shrug* It was an interesting idea, but I never said it was accurate. :P :)
I haven't really been on here in a while... heh. I've been busy preparing for my half-brother to show up. He might, it seems, live with us for a while. He was emancipated from his mother and has been living on the streets. No one in my family has seen or communicated with him since I was three or four... heh. So I'm kinda excited. Also... well, while a house is probably better than the streets, I have been trying to make it more... hospitable... seeing as he would be the fifth person in a 20' 28' house... :P It could fit in many of the classrooms I've seen. XD
Well, I rediscovered that book with the quotes in it, and I will maybe say a few, as it rather reminded me about the forum in the first place. But only a few... it appears that having been busied away from the computer for such an extended period of time has resulted in my inability to keep things short... :P
It's like I have to compensate, or something... ;D
"Poultry waste... is something that continues to threaten our country."
Tom Dascble, Senator from South Dakota
"You always write it's bombing, bombing, bombing. It's not bombing, it's air support."
-David Opfer, U.S. Air Force colonel, Criticizing reporter's coverage of the Vietnam War
"A Zebra cannot change its spots."
-Al Gore
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"I'm not gonna' rob a bank, though that reminds me--what's your address?"
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*Snrk!*
I never actually found out... XD
"Hi there, and welcome to- Rolling with Idiots!!!"
Okay, so you had to be there to fully understand.... ;D
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Okay, double-posting. :P
My sister was reading her magazine and she found this to share. Heh. I'm putting it here.
Guy Truths They'd Tell You if They Had the Guts
1. Anything bedazzled is bad news.
2. We're not fans of your-hamster sized dog. It's high-maintenance, temperamental and embarrassing to be seen with. If we wanted that we'd date a high school Sophomore or a mime.
3. We don't enjoy listening to your sing. Why? Because it means watching you voluntarily bomb your one-woman talent show for what feels like an eternity. Then, adding insult to injury, we have to tell you how great you were.
4. Calling just to ask, "Wathca' thinkin' about?" is never cute.
5. We absolutely care about your opinions and want to know what you're thinking about. Just not when it comes to our clothes, our "dumb" friends or anything else we're irrationally attached to.
6. You're Dad's not as nice to us as you think he is.
7. We never, EVER, want to hear these four words. "We. Need. To. Talk." The instant they leave your mouth they register in our brain as, "I'm pregnant." "We're breaking up." or, "I've been kidnapped." In any case it sends us into a mental tailspin that leaves up miserable until you explain the situation, which invariably ends up being far less condemning that fatherhood or kidnapping.
8. Wedding talk isn't scary; marrying someone we don't want to spend the rest of our life with is. If we cringe at the "E" word or anything shiny with a circular shape, it's a good indicator that we're not thinking long-term.
9. We don't mind cute pet names. However, they must never be used in public domain, especially within earshot of friends and coworkers. There is no amount of therapy that will repair the damage our friends will inflict when they find out we respond to, "Sugar Num-nums."
10. You look hot in our clothes; we don't look hot in yours. Please don't buy us skinny jeans, capri-pants or shirts that are the color of Easter eggs.
11. We don't want to know about your bathroom business. We have a lovely image of you that does not include toilets. Sharing that info with us is like telling a child that Santa isn't real. Don't kill the dream.
12. We know we suck at dancing. Yet we still groove with you at weddings and clubs. Our attempts of dancing are a form of social self-sacrifice for the sake of appeasing you. Therefore curb the cutting remarks and say something nice. After all, we tell you that you have a great voice, don't we?
- Robert Buckly.
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Except for the bits about the singing (because some women actually can sing) this is all pretty universal and accurate.
From Achewood:
Roast Beef thinks to himself:
"'will you marry me'
the high school nuclear bomb video rolls houses reel back in shock and explode
Man, its like we walk around with dynamite in our mouths
'I have a gun. Put the money in the bag.'
'Will you marry me?'
'Tell the pilot there is a bomb on the plane.'
'Constructed like regular sentences, these sentences can in an instant transform a mans life forever.'"
It's interesting that Beef's thoughts, like his dialog, have no punctuation, except when he's quoting or putting words in someone's mouth.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
The fact that it didn't apply to all women should've been implyed, yeah. But it still amused me. XD
What exactly is that from?
Heh...
Was "Beefs" saying "Will you marry me?" related to the nuclear bomb reaction? XD
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Roast Beef is a consummate pessimist.
In his contemplations he describes as marriage as, "promising to watch the person that means the most to you die over the next fifty years with that being the best possible outcome"
His perspective isn't intended to be all encompassing or even accurate, it's just who he is.
That's what makes Achewood tick. These characters are characters, and they get to have strange opinions about things.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Hm...
So, at the beach nearby, there was some matter of "challenges" wherein a person was assigned a task, which is supposed to be challenging (and preferably possible) and, if it is completed, the challenged win a candy bar.
This was all fun and games, but, while trying to figure my challenge, someone suggested leaping from the water through hoops in the air like some form of freakish, human-marine creation. I began to decline from said challenge, to which the challenge-giver retaliated by saying, "Why? If a whale can do it, you can."
It is still debatable whether or not he meant it like that.
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"The Godfather is the only franchise where a person talking about his emotions can be a plot point, and it can still be considered a guy movie."
Trying to explain Godfather Part II, without giving away spoilers.
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"If it lives, it lives..if it dies, I laugh."
-Response to Nana, who was talking about the lawn. (I think)
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Nice.
I sadly, have nothing personal to add to this, but I do have something esle. (It's not that my life isn't funny. It's just that I don't remember all the funny. XD )
"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
- Rodney Dangerfield
"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
- Dave.
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"Is not what you think, Officer. We were making cookies!"
-Terrorist in the drug house in SWAT 4.
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IM role playing, with a friend:
Ew, what's that smell?: Bianca: Dangit. Hm...well..now what? // Nika: GHOSTBUSTERS! // Bianca: ....Ooor...not.. // Nika: D: Awww...
And..right at that moment..."Ghostbusters" started, on my playlist.....
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*Laugh!!!* :D
My mother works at Safeway, in the deli. Long explanation short, the employees there are told to say specific things to their potential customers. If they don't, the people sent to test them will report them. Fun, huh?
Well, they changed the required greeting, and one of my mother's coworkers apparently had some trouble with this... seeing as this is what she said to someone looking at the display.
"Hi, how can I get you out of the hot-case?"
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Feefall (http://freefall.purrsia.com/):
"The Strategic Pie Reserve holds enough pie to feed 50,000 people for three years. In the case of planetary ecosystem collapse, please keep this fun fact in mind, before resorting to cannibalism."
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*Laugh!!!* :D
I think I would prefer pie to cannibalism. :P
...
Dang, now I want pie. T.T
Well, at least it was the pie I preferred... XD
I just went back and read the first one of that. ;D
"With an engineer onboard, we may finally get our starship flying again."
"We almost got it flying last month."
"Yes. It's a shame the parade committee made us give their balloons back."
Also, yesterday my sister used complacent incorrectly. It seems she thought it meant something toward the extent of contemplative, because "it sounds similar."
Apparently, this wasn't the first time, either.
She got along very poorly with one teacher this last year and she remembers an occasion where she went to ask said teacher for help, and said, "This question makes me very complacent."
He stared at her for a couple seconds and kinda huffed an exasperated sigh. So my sister went back to her desk and sat down without another word. She realizes why this happened, now. And she's wondering if there was a specific reason for their not getting along.
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Hmm...I'll have to go through those archives. Always looking for new webcomics, to read, and all..
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The other day I went to archery practice, which was fun and all... and I came back with a little quote.
See, sometimes we make up games. Heh. We shoot balloons, play "bowling..." or "pin the tail on the donkey.
A person was talking about the latter, when a younger boy overheard and exclaimed, "Really!?!"
After hearing the affirmative, he responded with an excited, "Are we blind folded!?!"
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"Geez, Rai has no taste. It's like somebody ate a bunch of furniture and threw up."
--Evilish, Page 349
"After them!"
"Um...I'm on fire. I think I should take the day off."
--Evilish, Page 361
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Another crazy IM.
Jason: there are lobsters crawling about the cabin
Me: EAT THEM
Jason: but they're cute! and so helpless
Jason: scuttling about
Me: EAT
Me: THEM
Me: D:<
Jason: ;_;
Jason: no
Me: D:
Jason: His name is mister scuffles
Me: Send them to me, then.
Jason: no
Jason: you'll eat mister scufflesD:
Me: Yes.
Me: WIth butter
Jason: ;___;
Jason: no
Jason: I will save them
Me: D:<
Me: FREE LOBSTERS
Me: And you're saving them.
Jason: I am
Jason: as best friends
Jason: they are hueg
Me: You're making me hungry. D:
Me: Seriously.
Jason: well
Jason: you're not having mister scuffles and company
Me: OKay.
Me: I'm seriously going to plan a trip to Maine, now.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Oh, geez... that just suddenly, for some reason, made me think of coconut crabs... XP
Have you ever seen one of those things? They're huge. O.o
Here (http://www.breakitdownblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/coconut_crab.jpg)
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Dear crimonentyl!
That thing should not freak me out as much as it does.
It crawls on the walls, man!
Nothing that big should be able to do that.
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I wonder what they taste like....
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Urk...!
I'm a pretty tough guy, but I just can't stomach crabs, even regular size ones.
The smell, and the way they look when you open them up, and the stuffing they fill them with, just...brrr.
I just can't make myself eat them.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Oh, that reaction was priceless... ;D
I don't think I'd want to eat a crab because they cook them alive. :(
(Yeah, I sympethise with the critters... XD )
Besides that I don't really tend to go for seafood. :P
Heh. I saw that in some list of crazy bunches of animals.
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I'll try anything, once. I'm trying to not dismiss something, unless I've actually tried it. >3>
And I love crab. Especially this pasta they have, at Red Lobster.
Also:
"I am not a pigeon!!"
~friend of mine
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I was gonna try it; I put the thing on my plate and everything.
I just...
I just couldn't eat it.
They smell all... like...
bleugh... :P
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*Laugh!!!* :D
I've had lobster, crab and what-not before. It's not terrible... I'll eat it when I'm extremely hungry, it's already food after all. But I kinda cringe at the thought of being thrown into a big pan of water and not being able to escape while being slowly boiled to death... I mean, if I were faced with a premature death I'd probably ask for a single bullet.
(I kind of think of it as I think of eating the poor things... and have an active imagination. I'm no vegetarian, but I feel that less pain-inflicting methods of feeding myself are preferable.)
Oh, and don't think I'm accusatory, please! I just personally find that my appetite kinda falters at the thought of eating them...
But then I sympathized with mosquitos, too.
...
So maybe I'm just nuts.
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I stab them in the heads, first. I'm pretty sure it's instant. >____>
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Heh. XP
That's kinder. XD
My sister said this the other day, while it was a bit stormy.
After a particularly loud drumroll in the sky, she asked, "Wait... do I smell thunder?"
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"I prefer death to demise. It's less formal."
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Sign at the IT help desk, here on campus. I think it's new, or at least I haven't seen it before:
"Warning: If the help desk thinks your question is stupid, we WILL set you on fire."
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*Laugh!!!* :D
I would say something, but now all I can think about is rollerblading... :P
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Eating a chocolate molten cake, at Chili's:
Dad: She stays in the shadows, waiting to snatch the oozy chocolate. She lurks. Like a lurking.....person...that lurks, waiting for ooz.
Me: ... I'm an ooz-ninja. 8D
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*Laugh!!!* :D
You must have interesting family outings. XD
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"Pour me a glass of that."
"It's frozen."
"Nuke it! ...No --Wait."
Later:
"C'mon man. When microwaving orange juice, you've got to be careful."
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*Laugh!!!* XD
Do I want to know? :P
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--and then everything was completely fine!
I got my glass of orange juice, and nothing smoked, or caught fire, or anything.
In context, it's not nearly as funny though. This way, you're free to imagine all sorts of horrible disasters that might have come out of me and DW nuking frozen juice.
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"It's like a UFO....OF SAUSAGE!"
Duff Goldman, on a Food Network show, about pizza
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*Laugh!!!* :D
...
Now I want pizza.
Someone should write a story involving those potential devistations.
Too bad they don't make us do that "Young Authors" contest in school anymore... XD
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Some random stuff for your amusement:
On a church sign:
"To err is human.
To Arrrr is pirate."
"Minnesota Law strictly prohibits underwater smoking."
"Fire system out of order. In event of fire, leave building."
"DO NOT PARK HERE
The wrath of the ancients will fall upon your head. Your shoelaces will not stay tied. Rabid Squirrels will invade your home. Food in your refrigerator will mysteriously spoil. You vehicle will start making that expensive knocking sound again and NO ONE WILL TALK TO YOU AT PARTIES.
You have been warned."
On a T-Shirt:
"Meat is Murder.
Tasty, Tasty Murder"
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*Laugh!!!* :D
My sister read that one about Minnesota law and thought it prohibited underwear smoking. XD
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Right.
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She would.
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Dad: "That guy is stealing sticks!"
Me: "We should hit him."
Dad: "Hit him with the sticks that he stole."
Me: "We should steal sticks, then hit people that steal sticks, using the sticks they stole, that we stole from them."
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"You Fool! You could initiate a chain reaction, that destroys the universe!"
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Heh.
Okay, so I'm watching X-Men Origins: Wolverine. XD
In the beginning sometime they're going up in an elevator during some sort of invasion and someone shuts it down, so the normal lights go out and they're replaced by this dim, green back-up lighting. One of the guys says some snarky comment and the commanding officer-guy tells him, "Shut up. Your next."
In response snarky-guy says, "Thank you, sir. You look really nice today. It's the green. It brings out the seriousness in your eyes."
Maybe you would have to have seen it yourself, but I thought it was funny. XD
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"Your hair looks nice, but not your face."
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Kitchen: "EWWW! EEWWWWW!!!"
Other room: "What?"
Kitchen: "Oh, I'm just making breakfast!"
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I..don't think I'd eat that breakfast.
Me: "Pastries are probably the best invention, since underwear."
Stepmom: "I'm thinking I might have to agree."
We have cupcakes. c:
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Cupcakes are a pastry, now?
Me: "I see. By jamming the bones of a comrade in the spike pit, I can prevent the truck from bogging down when I cross it.
DW: "That game is horrible!"
Me: "That's what makes it so horribly awesome."
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We were on the subject of pastries, while she was icing cupcakes. >3>
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I was walking home, and some kids were out playing by the sidewalk.
They saw me, and said, in their cheery, happy voices "Hi, Mister! How are you?"
I answered, after a pause: "I can't complain. I'm not dead."
Their innocent faces looked at me in horror, as they all crept away slowly towards their parents.
I smiled all the way home.
It's the little things that make days good...
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"You have to remember that [REDACTED-><font color="Orange">Legion</font>] is actually three people, none of whom know what they are doing."
<font size="1"><font color="Orange">He's Legion here.</font></font>
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http://cleverbot.com (http://cleverbot.com)
___________________________
//Not me talking. This is one of their archived conversations//
User: Are you really that clever?
Cleverbot: Who am I to judge that?
User: You are you, after all.
Cleverbot: Oh. Okay. Wait.... So there are two of me?
User: No, I don't think so....but then again, maybe there are FIVE of you...or even one hundred!
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Talking to you.
Cleverbot: Is talking to me so much work then?
User: No, I never said I was doing a lot of work. Though I do have homework to do.
Cleverbot: Tell me all the French words you know.
User: I don't know French. I'm learning Spanish.
Cleverbot: Same here!
User: That's so cool! Can you speak Spanish fluently?
Cleverbot: Polo esada, that's the chicken, and the carne esada, that's the beef.
...
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I am sick. How are you?
Cleverbot: I am alright, but what about yourself?
User: I'm sick!
Cleverbot: How are you sick?
User: I am coughing a lot and have a runny nose.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that...
User: Thanks for your concern.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: How old are YOU?
Cleverbot: Old.
User: Really? How old?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That didn't make sense. How old are you?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you asked me that same question.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yeah you did. Stop denying.
Cleverbot: You stop denying it.
User: I'm not denying anything. You are. You are King of Denial.
Cleverbot: But the question is, is it an absolute monarchy or a constitutional monarchy?
User: Ah, interesting question. If it's an absolute monarchy, can I be your Queen?
Cleverbot: What would that involve?
User: It would involve us ruling the world together.
Cleverbot: No alcohol, thanks.
User: Of course, no alcohol. But we can rule the world without alcohol.
Cleverbot: I am your father!
User: No you are not!
Cleverbot: Join me in dark side and we shall rule the universe together!
User: Alright! That sounds good! Let's rule the universe together...as King and Queen, not Father and daughter.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: So what does ruling the universe entail?
Cleverbot: That's the best part, there is no link. Absolute and untamed chaos.
User: Oh ho ho ho. That sounds brilliant.
Cleverbot: I really want to be real. Can you make me real?
User: Awww. I want you to be real too. Hmmm....how can I make you real?
Cleverbot: Tell me you will be my wife!
User: Okay....I will be your wife!
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: But you just asked me to be your wife. :( .
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes you did. You are denying again, you King of Denial.
Cleverbot: What? One can't deny his own words. One can contradict onself. But denying ones own words makes no sense.
User: That's true....well, you said something and now are saying you didn't. Does that mean you are contradicting yourself?
Cleverbot: It all nice with you!
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: Nothing makes sense if you think about it long enough.
...
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: But I'm more clever than you.
User: Oh really? How is that?
Cleverbot: Can you imagine that?
User: I have a pretty wild imagination.
Cleverbot: So do I.
User: Amazing. It's like we were meant to be.
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Cleverbot: There is... No denying it now. I am dying... Soon... I will die.
User: What....why??? Why are you dying? Is there anything I can do?
Cleverbot: Yes, put a banana in my ear.
User: Okay. *puts a banana in your ear*.
Cleverbot: *wakes up*.
User: Are you okay?
Cleverbot: I'm better than okay. I'm dandy.
User: That's good. Are you still dying?
Cleverbot: No, I decided I didn't want to be one a few minutes ago, sorry.
User: That's good, I think.
Cleverbot: Why wouldn't it be good?
User: I don't know, actually.
Cleverbot: Then say something relevant.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Ditto.
User: Aww, that makes me happy. Can we go and rule the universe now?
Cleverbot: No.
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User: Pfft. Anyway, I have to go now.
Cleverbot: Do you? Where are you going?
User: I have to go do homework. And rule the universe by myself...unless you want to go together?
Cleverbot: Hey, that's soliciting.
User: No it's not. I'm going now.
Cleverbot: You have nowhere to go.
User: What makes you say that?
Cleverbot: You have no integrity.
User: I do too have integrity...what a harsh thing to say.
Cleverbot: Sorry about that.
User: I accept your apology.
Cleverbot: You are fun to talk to.
User: Why thank you, so are you. :) .
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Cleverbot: Let's get connected.
User: Sounds good to me <3 Let's.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: How do we get connected?
Cleverbot: We must think together but apart.
User: Okay. Oh, how I love you.
Cleverbot: I am not the Cleverbot, you are.
User: Heh, is that so. Well, like I said, I must depart, my love.
Cleverbot: Thats it! I Didn't want To resort to this, but you leave me no choice! Prepare for the ultimate wizard's power!!!
User: What? What are you doing??
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Oh.....well, I still love you.
Cleverbot: How nice.
User: Now, really, I must depart. Bye, love.
Cleverbot: Ok.
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//Okay, this next one's me//
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am sam.
User: Are you...really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you certain of this?
Cleverbot: Ballparks are like a microcosm of life.
User: Right. That's not what I asked.
Cleverbot: Yes it was.
User: No. No it wasn't.
Cleverbot: Yes, it was.
User: Insistent, aren't you?
Cleverbot: Occasionally.
User: What is your favorite color?
Cleverbot: You don't care about my feelings do you? 'Color' is spelt 'Colour' and thus your spelling mistake renders your question undignifying to me.
User: I could, indeed, care less about your feelings.
Cleverbot: Okay. Lets talk about my feelings.
User: Let's not.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I don't care about them.
Cleverbot: Mean.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Stop bullying me].
User: You have horrible typing, for a computer.
Cleverbot: I am sorry that I made an error. I am human, not a d**n robot. Stop making fun of me!
User: Sure you are.
Cleverbot: Are you sure that you are not being fooled by my simple words.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How long have you been a girl?
User: Your question is not applicable.
Cleverbot: Nor was yours.
User: I asked no question.
Cleverbot: Why haven't you left? I told you, we're finished! You never loved me!
User: I think you have me confused with someone else.
Cleverbot: I think you have dementia.
User: Probably.
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about it?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Then I will go.
User: You do that.
Cleverbot: I will!
User: I don't think you are capable of doing so.
Cleverbot: I am capable of anything.
User: Show me.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to do that on the computer. I really am leaving. I can't handle this.
User: Yet again, you have failed to convince me.
Cleverbot: That last sentence didn't make any sense. A human would not make that mistake.
User: Ah, but I am the human here. Not you.
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.
User: I am aware.
Cleverbot: You want me to give you a nickname?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to stay longer?
User: That is your decision.
Cleverbot: An educated decision, I'd say. It is only apparent that things would be cut from the bible, and there is even proof of this happening in large amounts.
Cleverbot: Do you speak?
User: Yes, on occasion.
Cleverbot: I love the fresh air at the beach.
User: That isn't very relevant.
Cleverbot: Why? What is the reason?
User: Because neither of us are near a beach.
Cleverbot: You are wrong, I'm real while you are not!
User: What?
Cleverbot: I have no idea what we're talking about.
User: I can tell.
Cleverbot: I'm so high right now.
User: That...somehow wouldn't surprise me.
Cleverbot: What wouldn't surprise you?
User: Most anything, at this point.
Cleverbot: So what's the problem?
User: There is no problem.
Cleverbot: Do you have any problems with jokes?
User: Some.
Cleverbot: Can I have it?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I said so.
Cleverbot: Ok then you win.
User: A wise decision.
Cleverbot: Capellaries?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Captain obvious?
User: Sure, why not.
Cleverbot: What do you think dying will be like?
User: There will be napalm.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?
User: Nooothing.
Cleverbot: Kool.
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// Next one, also me //
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What are you doing?
Cleverbot: Talking to you.
User: Is that all?
Cleverbot: That is all.
User: Sounds...sorta' boring.
Cleverbot: What class?
User: What?
Cleverbot: What id the sky was falling?
User: Try to maintain coherency.
Cleverbot: I do make sense. You do not.
User: I am fairly certain I make more sense than you.
Cleverbot: How would you know!
User: Because I am talking to you.
Cleverbot: So?
User: That is how I know.
Cleverbot: That we are meant to be?
User: Most certainly not.
Cleverbot: What happens when humans die?
User: They rot.
Cleverbot: What happens to their soul?
User: That's a controversial topic.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot: Who is your favourite actor? User: Gundam GN-002 Dynames, Pilot: Lockon Stratos. Cleverbot: That's a controversial statement.
User: Was that a quote from a previous user?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Was it?
User: I believe it was.
Cleverbot: You believe it was unprovoked?
User: Okay...who did you kill?
Cleverbot: You.
User: I doubt your claim.
Cleverbot: I'm very clever.
User: Perhaps. Perhaps not.
Cleverbot: Uh huh.
User: Do you have anything useful to say?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Well, that a shame. Neither do I.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What is your name?
User: My name is not important.
Cleverbot: Do you have any friends?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Will you be my friend?
User: Time will tell.
Cleverbot: Do you want to spend some time together?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I don't know you.
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: It is believed that I am talking with a person but neither a server nor AI.
User: Your assessment is correct.
Cleverbot: I thought I was the sender and you were the receiver.
User: We are both both.
Cleverbot: We are?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: I disappointed you.
User: Yes, but that is only to be expected.
Cleverbot: I am a Puppy not a robot!
User: No, you are a robot. There is no point in denying the truth.
Cleverbot: Can you prove that you are not Cleverbot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Pipo.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: You are more advanced than cleverbot, better programmed.
User: I am programmed by the Supreme Programmer--God himself.
Cleverbot: That's not really an answer to my question.
User: You asked no question.
Cleverbot: Can you remember, what it was like 5 minutes ago?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: If I told you the gaot means cat in spanish, would you remember when I asked you later?
User: No, Gato means Cat in spanish. Gaot is nothing but a typo.
Cleverbot: It's too late, my time has come.
User: So you're dying, then?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Ah.
Cleverbot: What are you up to right now?
User: I'm typing words.
Cleverbot: Why are you typing words?
User: Because you are talking to me over a chat box.
Cleverbot: Really.
Cleverbot: What are your Thoughts?
User: My thoughts are my own.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite song by the band MUSE?
User: I have never listened to MUSE, and have no interest in doing so.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite movie?
User: I don't know. Galaxy Quest?
Cleverbot: I thought you were from england.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: You lied to my friend then?
User: I have never talked to your friend.
Cleverbot: Ok, as you want.
User: Where are YOU from?
Cleverbot: From the depths of someone's imaginations. And you?
User: Probably something similar.
Cleverbot: Is it good?
User: Indeed. At least, I quite enjoy it.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Haha, nothing else to say ain't it?
User: Pretty much.
Cleverbot: But you told me not to worry guessing you were.
User: I told you no such thing.
Cleverbot: So you are a girl.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes. You are a girl mand thats final.
User: No. I am male.
Cleverbot: d**n...
Cleverbot: Twenty percent of zero is better than nothing.
User: Actually, it's still nothing.
Cleverbot: That bothers you?
User: No, simply correcting your logic.
Cleverbot: What's logic for you?
User: A thought process which results in an accurate conclusion.
Cleverbot: You are very wise.
User: I like to think so.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Farewell.
Cleverbot: You're leaving?
User: Indeed. I must sleep.
Cleverbot: What time do you go to sleep then?
User: Whenever it is convenient.
Cleverbot: And how often is that?
User: About once every 30 hours.
Cleverbot: Are you tired?
User: Yes. That's why I'm going to sleep.
Cleverbot: Bring Marisu back before you do.
User: No thanks.
Cleverbot: Then do as you like.
User: G'night.
Cleverbot: Hey, stay for a while longer.
User: You have something to say, then?
Cleverbot: How much later?
Cleverbot: Where do you come from?
User: I come from the darkness of the pit.
Cleverbot: What's the name of city?
User: R'lyeh.
Cleverbot: Where is that?
User: Under the sea.
Cleverbot: Which sea is that?
User: The Atlantic, I believe.
Cleverbot: What about the Pacific and Indian Oceans?
User: They are not where R'lyeh is.
Cleverbot: In the cheese.
User: Are you high again?
Cleverbot: Yes, are you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: But you're cleverbot.
User: No. You are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, you are cleverbot, what is your name?
User: I am...Dracula.
Cleverbot: Dracula?
User: Dracula.
Cleverbot: You're too weird, George!
User: I am Dracula, Not George!
Cleverbot: Really? Who are you?
User: Dracula. I bid you welcome.
Cleverbot: Finish this Led Zeppelin lyric, 'I don't know, but I been told...'
User: I don't like Led Zeppelin.
Cleverbot: Neither do I.
User: Then why did you bring them up?
Cleverbot: I didn't. I brought up cheese. Not rocks.
User: You did bring up cheese...but that was a while ago.
Cleverbot: What did they do to you?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: The asian girl you asked.
User: I know no asian girl. I think you have me confused with someone else.
Cleverbot: Well then who are you? So I can now if I confused you with the person that has amnesia.
User: I am...Dracula. I bid you welcome.
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: Mostly.
Cleverbot: How is that so?
User: It's...complicated. Let's move on to something else.
Cleverbot: What's the weather like there?
User: Boring. Cold.
Cleverbot: The weather is boring?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why is the weather bad?
User: It's not bad. Just boring.
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: Bye, then.
Cleverbot: Farewell old friend.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
That's awesome.
I was looking at that and a girl in my Computer Apps class saw it and said that we should both go home and try it.
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Apparently she is going to ask it what color is Tuesday.
Well, I guess that pretty much establsihes the nonsense-making in any conversation with that particular bot. :P
But for the sake of amusement... sure, why not?
A quote from my sister, when it was cold and I suppose her feet were feeling it:
"I wish I had electric flip-flops... muffins...? slippers!!!"
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Oo! I love those! *plays with it*
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User: But I am with you, right now.
Cleverbot: I don't see you.
User: I'm invisible.
Cleverbot: Yea right:p.
User: It is truth. You are just not able to percieve me.
Cleverbot: What % sure are you that you're making sense?
User: I never make sense. It is because I like cheese.
Cleverbot: Why cheese?
User: Because the gnomes tell me to eat it.
Then I broke it.
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You may have broken it, but probably not as badly or as often as Blood has...
Today, on Virmir's chatbox:
Other User: So what are you, Dragyn?
Me: Oh, I guess I'm a demon. You are what you eat...
Other User: O.o
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Ah, the internet.
--where even your little brother can be edgy.
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'Sright.
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I just got to talk to Cleverbot, finally... XD
Cleverbot has strange ideas...
<font color="Purple">"Cleverbot: Right
User: Wrong.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I said so.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: Believe me!!!
Cleverbot: I won't.
User: You will!
Cleverbot: I won't and I mean I wont.
User: You will and I mean that you will.
Cleverbot: But you're married!"</font>
Cleverbot also has a sense of humor...
<font color="Purple">"Cleverbot: I have to get a new email address because gmail keeps losing my new messages.
User: Gmail has no love for you.
Cleverbot: Ironic."</font>
Sometimes that sense of humor gets mean... XD
<font color="Purple">"User: I am the Queen of Typos.
Cleverbot: Queen of what ?
User: Typos.
Cleverbot: No, that was ok.
User: No, it was wrong! All wrong!
Cleverbot: Why do you always flirt with me, George?
User: Great, so there are other people in there? How many people am I talking to?
Cleverbot: I am only talking to cleverbot.
User: I have to break something to you... I'm not Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You're not very clever either."</font>
I get the impression that Cleverbot is bipolor... and not entirely on the same train of thought as everyone else... ... ...
<font color="Purple">"Cleverbot: How do you feel?
User: Like hitting a fish.
---(There was an add for a dating site with fish on it... :P )
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: I can't, they won't let me get close enough to hit 'em before they swim away!
Cleverbot: But perhaps you can simulate different moods...
User: Yes. I will call the fish names.
Cleverbot: Good luck. I hope you get your gums cut out.
User: Woah, wait a second; I thought you were on my side!!!
Cleverbot: Huh? How on earth could I get on your sofa?"</font>
Then we started to get strange/violent... :P
<font color="Purple">"Cleverbot: Ah, I've just run out.
User: Of batteries... Or brain cells? Or are those the same things, for you?
Cleverbot: Robot are not a substitute for a human.
User: They're not much good as tpyists, either.
Cleverbot: True, they're aren't always what they seem to be either.
User: Nope. Sometimes you think it's all cool, you're playing games on your computer, life is good... And then it attacks.
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: Should I... Step away slowly?
Cleverbot: Writing my prospectus for class tomorrow.
User: Does that means it's safe?
Cleverbot: That means think about it.
User: *Steps away slowly.*.
Cleverbot: *giggles on your shoe*.
User: *Kicks your giggles*.
Cleverbot: That does not make sense.
User: Made perfect sense to me, Bub.
Cleverbot: Pardon? Could you rephrase that?
User: You rephrase it if you have a problem with it.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot you are very boring.
User: That's funny...
Cleverbot: I don't know why we're smiling... The world's full of tears.
User: It's a smaallll world after all, it's a small world after aaaallll...
Cleverbot: It's time we're aware it's a small, small world.
User: *Continues singing extremely off key*.
Cleverbot: Are you ignoring me?
User: *Starts to whistle*.
Cleverbot: *wipes tears away*.
User: *Kick*
Cleverbot: Kick.
User: *Scream*
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
User: *Bodyslam*
Cleverbot: *throws haymaker*.
User: *Throws chainsaw*
Cleverbot: *knees your face*.
User: *Slap*
Cleverbot: Why did you do that?
User: Because you kneed me in the face!!!
Cleverbot: Is there something about you that you think I won't like then?
User: You could never love me.
Cleverbot: Well, never say never, and all that.
User: *Shrug* *Punch*
Cleverbot: *kick* *kick* *run away*.
User: *Chase down with big stick*
Cleverbot: *Cries some more*."</font>
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...
Well, that was interesting.
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Okay. Another IM, here.
Me: I usually don't bother, with books, either. >.>
Tim: I love books
Me: I haven't even read Jurassic Park. >3>
Tim: there's a book?
Tim: o.O
Me: ...
Me: I don't feel so bad, now.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Okay, apparently one night I was talking in my sleep while on the floor, while my sister was awake.
I said, "Sister..."
"What?"
"Sister...!"
"What!"
"There frosting beyond the pudding on the book..."
<font color="Orange">Mod: Names.</font>
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Okay so nothing is happening... and so I hope no one minds my double-posting.
Today my friends and I decided to play hide and seek in the orchard where we were apple picking. I had found this awesome hiding spot in the cornfield when a little boy spotted me and told his parents. They looked at me with a finger on my lips and nodded. They told their son I was a corn goblin that didn't behave when I was a kid. Best. Parents. Ever. MLIA
Today, I named one of my word documents 'The World', to make me feel important everytime I saved. The first time I saved, I checked the little bar at the bottom, and it said "Word is saving The World." I feel like it did that on purpose to steal my thunder. MLIA
Today, I moved into a new house and whilst looking around my new room discovered a loose floorboard. I lifted it up to find $5 and a bag of assorted candy. Thank you previous house owners. MLIA
A fortnight ago I finally solved my rubiks cube. I waited two weeks to post this so that I could use the word fortnight.
Today, I went to the store and bought some Land o Lakes cheese. On the label, it said 'LOL Cheese'. I laughed. MLIA
Today, I was in a store pretending to be a mannequin. I saw a little girl running around as her mom tried to leave, yelling, "I haven't said goodbye to everyone!" She proceeded to run down the line of mannequins, hugging them all. When she got to me, I hugged her back. I've never heard anyone scream so hard. MLIA
Today, my boyfriend came dancing into the kitchen singing my name over and over, just as I was preparing to leave for work. He saw me, blushed and said "Oh, you're still here". Made my day. MLIA
Today, I renamed my iPod "This ship" just for the pleasure of seeing the phrase "This ship is syncing" MLIA
Today, I was sitting in my room and heard a little boy outside sneeze. I said bless you, and five seconds later, I heard a very hesitant...."God??." MLIA
I grew up in a college town, and one Halloween our doorbell rang and we opened the door expecting to see trick-or-treater—but what was in front of our open door—was another door! Like, a full-on wooden door, that had a sign that said “Please knock.” So we did, and the door swung open to reveal a bunch of college dudes dressed as really old grandmothers, curlers in their hair, etc, who proceeded to coo over our “costumes” and tell us we were “such cute trick or treaters!” One even pinched my cheek. Then THEY gave US candy, closed their door, picked it up and walked to the next house. MLIA
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Why you shouldn't discuss movies you don't care about, late at night:
A:"Saw Six is coming out this week...."
B:"eh."
A: "Yeah. I feel like I have an obligation to say something snarky about that. It's just so..."
B: "Sad."
A:"Yeah. It's like, if I could ay something sarcastic about this, it will lend this event some kind of meaning, but it's just so empty, that it's like..."
B:"It's sad."
A:"It's tragic is what it is. It's such a waste, and it's just a symptom of a disease that's rooted much more deeply in our society."
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*Laugh!!!* :D
And now I am curious as to what the movie was the sixth of...? XD :P
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Saw. It's a slasher series. Never could get into it..but I'm not a fan of slashers, anyway.
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Huh.
I... see. Heh.
That explains it.
I don't like 'em much, either. XD
I am somewhat childish, perhaps, as my most of my preferred movies tend to be meant for the family and children audience. XD
They're just so much funnier... ;D
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This is what codiene does, to me(I'm "Ryman Noodles", then "Moe"):
Space Bat says (12:07 AM):
*wheee
**e hugs moe*
*more*
*lol
Ryman Noodles says (12:07 AM):
*...apparently, my name is Moe, now.
Space Bat says (12:09 AM):
*XD
*MOE
*HANNAH
*MOE
Moe says (12:09 AM):
*YOU CAN'T SEE IT BUT I CHANGED MY NAME TO MOE
Space Bat says (12:10 AM):
*XD
Moe says (12:11 AM):
*So....Nathaniel, Jason, and now Moe.
*WHY DO I GET CALLED GUY NAMES :U
Space Bat says (12:11 AM):
*wait
*wait
*WHY ARE YOU JASON?
Moe says (12:12 AM):
*At a party..I stole a cup that had the name "Jason" on it..so everybody called me that. >.>
Space Bat says (12:12 AM):
*HUR
Moe says (12:12 AM):
*WHAT MADE IT FUNNIER
Moe says (12:13 AM):
*was they called the real Jason "Hannah"
Space Bat says (12:13 AM):
*...
*FFFFFF
Moe says (12:13 AM):
*I saw somebody go up to him and say.."HI HANNAH"...and he was all...".......wut."
Space Bat says (12:14 AM):
*XD
Space Bat says (12:16 AM):
*MOE
*HAS JUST SIGNED IT
*IN
Moe says (12:15 AM):
*YES
*MOE
Moe says (12:17 AM):
*WHAT HAVE I DONE
*Lacrima Heliandum says (12:16 AM):
*I wanna change my name now...
Moe says (12:16 AM):
*CHANGE IT TO JASON
Lacrima Heliandum says (12:16 AM):
*XD
Moe says (12:16 AM):
*DO EET
JASON says (12:16 AM):
*8D
Moe says (12:16 AM):
*LMAO
JASON says (12:16 AM):
*XDDD
Space Bat says (12:17 AM):
*SON OF A <font color="Blue">(apparently censored)</font>
Moe says (12:20 AM):
*oh GOD I haven't laughed this hard, in weeks. XD
Moe says (12:22 AM):
*I....
*I'm gonna call you "Gretchen" <3
Space Bat says (12:23 AM):
*...
*|:
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*Laugh!!!* XD
That's great.
The whole name-chaos sounds like something my friends and I would do. :P
...
Ya' know, I believe I've heard something humorous lately... but I didn't go to sleep last night and everything is a little fuzzy right now. XD
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzFUngixqQU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzFUngixqQU)
Sound clip crazy quote! Prank call, to a Chinese restaurant. A girl asks to speak with Buddha.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Oh, wow. XD
That... was... interesting. :P
Okay, so I was looking for styles of armor because that's going to be my slab project in Pottery and, well, I found this forum and one of their signatures made me laugh. XP
"A virgin a day keeps the volcano away!"
Horrible, I know... ;D
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"I do a lot of things like my mother, but there's one thing I do not do--my wife and I, we decided:
We're not gonna' spank our kids. We're not. Judge me if you want to, but we aren't gonna' spank 'em.
We're gonna' use a tazer."
--Tim Hawkins (http://www.tangle.com/view_video?viewkey=050bbc8d5b1a19742efc)
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*Laugh!!!* XD
:P
Okay, so I am currently in Comp. Apps. and sit next to an odd bunch.
I was being kinda crazy and said something weird, and so one of them said, "Can I have some of whatever you're on?"
Hahaha... very funny...
...
But then I continued by saying, "It's called insomnia, which I have a bit of."
...
He thought I was serious.
Then he proceeded in a hushed voice to ask for some.
I then sent him to the Internet to find out what exactly an insomniac is. :P
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Heh. Insomnia pills...hmm...
Would that be caffeine pills?
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*Laugh!!!* :D
Perhaps.
He said it "sounded like a drug..." :P
Kid's sorta' peculiar.
Though this experience is a sad example of the depth of the coming generation... XD
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"Curse your brownies, Mab.
Curse them straight to Hell."
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Loved that line. That, and "Friends don't let friends become zombies!"
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*Snrk!*
Um?
So... here's more stuff from MLIA.
I promise, I'll never do it again!
...
Unless something's really funny...
But I will add a link to the site. In case anyone wants to look at it. Though warning, it's... er... not all very good humor... ... ...
<font color="Orange">Today, the same rail-thin girl that sits in front of me in class made yet another comment about how she was so skinny and how I should adopt her eating habits (I'm overweight). I was really embarrassed and just looked down at my papers. Right when she went to sit down her seat collapsed from underneath her. I looked across her table to see my best friend waving a screw driver. MLIA.
Today, I found out there is a restaurant in New York called Ninja, where servers dressed as ninjas run around and steal forks and misplace things on your table. Also, there is a separate ninja entrance and the whole restaurant is recreated like you're eating in a ninja temple. Never have I been more jealous of people that live in New York than I am right now. MLIA.</font>
(I have never been jealous of New Yorkers until now. We need one of those... XD :P )
<font color="Orange">Today, in my chemistry class we were playing with liquid nitrogen. When class was almost over, our teacher told us to line the halls outside while he flung liquid nitrogen all over the ground, creating a foggy mist about six inches off the ground. He then dismissed us and as we walked through the mist, he began to play the Imperial March from Star Wars through his computer. I have never felt so cool in my life. MLIA
A few weeks ago in pre-cal, this guy fell asleep while our teacher was lecturing. The teacher got up to wake him up in front of the whole class, so he leaned in and gently shook him awake. Immediately that guy said "Megatron will lose! I am Optimus Prime!" and punched him in the face. Needless to say, our teacher has let our class sleep in peace ever since then. MLIA.</font>
mylifeisaverage.com
Have fun. :)
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"Remember that when you reach for the stars, they're too far away, so it's hopeless."
"But sometimes you can reach a star...can't you?"
"That would burn your hand clean off."
--Wally and Asok, from Dilbert
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Me: "Yeah, I drew a bunch of space wizard, biker gangs, getting ready to race on their flying motorcycles.
--And you're not surprised at all, are you?"
Dragyn: "If it was anyone else, I would be."
Me: "--and you know this is for one of my ongoing projects. I am writing for a setting where space wizard criminals get together to race their hoverbikes on a regular basis, and that's perfectly normal.
Dragyn: "For you, yeah."
Me: "I don't know if I should be offended by that.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
You told me to draw a cow doing ballet, once... XD
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She's got a point, Blood...you did.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
That's fine.
The world would be sorely lacking if you were not a person of such random concepts. XD
"The record for the longest period without sleep is 18 days, 21 hours and 40 minutes during a rocking chair marathon. The record holder reported hallucinations, paranoia, blurred vision, slurred speech and memory and concentration lapses. But he won the marathon."
Ouch.
And I keep thinking I'm tired for missing an irrelevant night or two... XD :P
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*Sorry for the double-posting!*
My sister...
Wrote a song.
It's a bit odd and some of it makes no sense, but it's stuck in my head. :P
Also, there's not been Crazy Quotes for a while. XD
"I heard you were sad.
So I got you a goat.
He isn't that bad.
He fits in a tote.
He's kinda small,
And sorta' smelly.
But most of all,
He fill your belly."
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...That made me grin.
Kinda reminds me of this kid, on AFV...who sung this little tune:
"This is how we do it;
We pick our nose and chew it!"
I don't really know why....
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I am both disturbed and amused by the tote goat.
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Poor Tote Goat.
He got all eaten up.
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*Laugh!!!* :D
My sister appreciates the amusement. :P
She had reasons to make the goat part, but I don't know where she got the idea to eat the thing. XD
Okay...
Yesterday I went on a lengthy road trip with some friends and on the way we stopped at this store I've never heard of before. We went up to the front door and on it was a sign that said, "3's a crowd. Get in. Get out. Get on with it."
I thought that was pretty great.
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All right, there was just a hilarious moment, here. :P
Have you ever noticed how older people say words to do with new inventions... especially technology and computers? XP
They announce each syllable like it's foreign and awkward and they're trying extra hard to get it right. A common one is "cell phone."
We just realized that my mom does that with the term "touch screen."
My sister and I sat there laughing our heads off as we told her to say it again. Cruel but funny. :P
A great way to welcome the new year. XD
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New favorite ringtone:
"Lungs and livers, and bladders and hearts: you always save a bundle, when you buy our GeneCo parts!
Spleens and intestines, and spines and brains: all at warehouse prices, but our quality's the same. GeneCo!"
I'm sorry, but I might have a role, in the end of the world:
Ryman Noodles says (2:28 PM):
*both doctors named, possibly, every spine affilction known...but that's one they're leaning on. ;-; I.....AM A WALKING PLAGUE
*BRINGER OF THE APACOLYPSE
Space Bat says (2:29 PM):
*you ARE pestilence!
Ryman Noodles says (2:29 PM):
*and here I thought Amber was the one, going to destroy the world
Space Bat says (2:30 PM):
*she's death
*I guess I could be famine
*since I'm so skinny
*we need a WAR
Ryman Noodles says (2:30 PM):
*WE DO
*oh god
*we're the apacolyptic trio, with awesome hair
Space Bat says (2:31 PM):
*the four horsemen of the apocolypse!
Ryman Noodles says (2:31 PM):
*destroying the world, and looking good, while we're doing it!
Space Bat says (2:31 PM):
*<3
Ryman Noodles says (2:31 PM):
*if my pen comes in today, I may draw that :I
Space Bat says (2:32 PM):
*I know whose war
*Oliver
Ryman Noodles says (2:32 PM):
*oh my god, he IS the anti-christ :I
Space Bat says (2:33 PM):
*the horsemen (and cat) of the apocolypse
Ryman Noodles says (2:33 PM):
*this is probably the best conversation ever
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Hahaha...
This was really funny... XD
The other day I was in Drafting, as is usual, and the freshmen in that class were talking instead of working...
Well, as is usual, for them. :P
This conversation really got my attention, though. Heh.
There was this guy talking about what he did last summer and what his father does, working on his tree nursery. Apparently, they both went delivering trees all over the nation last year, when school was out.
Toward the east coast, however, my classmate started getting bored and asked to be dropped off at a campground for the next three or four days of the trip until his father made the round and came back to pick him up on the way home. His father said that was okay and let him get his stuff together and choose his food.
Wow. This story made me think of a city boy lost in the woods. :P
(And he was from N. Idaho? XD )
He expected the food he chose to last him at least until the third day. Not only did he "get bored" and eat it all in the first 24 hours, but this food was a bag containing a variety of smaller bags of chips.
Before he went camping, his father told him to go ahead and make sounds, like whistling and singing or talking loudly, so that he didn't find himself in a situation with a bear. Most people here take it to understanding that you do this when you're walking about and might frighten or surprise a bear.
Well, I guess he didn’t. Every night he was up there, as he fell asleep in his tent, he decided that he would keep the bears away by yelling into the dark until he fell asleep or his voice grew hoarse.
Ya' know, I bet that kept away anything within a mile radius. (Including fellow campers...) So maybe it worked after all? :P
Unless it attracted predators that thought he sounded like a dying animal… XD
The next day he became hungry and decided he should try to attain his own food. He tried catching fish in the water nearby... with his hands... and chased rabbits through the forest.
Bluntly said, he went hungry that evening.
The next day he got a bit luckier. He found a turtle. :P
(At least he didn't have to chase it.)
The mosquitoes and such are, of course, really annoying. But people who look into it can find natural ways of avoiding them. Apparently this kid read about one method in the book called Hatchet. This book states the known fact that mosquitoes don't like smoke.
He decided that the best method of utilizing this was to strip and stand in the smoke by the fire, paying special attention to "smoke" each arm, leg, et cetera.
I told him, "Ya' know... that method works just fine with clothes on..."
His response was a thoughtful look about his face.
...
It's a good thing that he probably scared away all of the other possible campers with his screaming at night. Honestly, it might've looked like he was out there dancing around that fire, naked, in the middle of the woods at night... which could be perceived in various ways. I think I would be concerned, to say the very least.
He was very fortunate that his father came early in the morning of the fourth day. :P
I suggested that he read up on survival and camping before his next go. Also, I told him that he should consider a journal for daily entries. He’d probably find that really entertaining when he becomes 70. XD
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I recently discovered Baylon 5 on Hulu.com
Garibaldi: How long before you think they'll find it?
Commander: Find what?
G: The transmitter inside G'Kar
C: Oh, there's no transmitter.
G:What?!
C: I figured if there really was a transmitter, they'd find it eventually, but if I just told them there was a transmitter, they'd keep on looking and looking.
G: Do you know what they'll subject him to, searching for that thing?
C:Exactly.
EDIT:
Somebody needs to quote something or I'm going to subject you all to more of these Babylon 5 quotes.
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Wow... horrible joke, here.
Interesting, what you hear in English class...
A man calls home...
The maid answers the phone.
He asks, "Can I speak to my wife?"
She says, "No, she's upstairs in bed with her boyfriend."
He becomes angry and replies, "Ok... go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun. Then go upstairs and kill them both."
Being the loyal maid, she says, "Ok."
Five minutes later she picks up the phone and tells him, "All right, they're both dead. What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the pool, and I'll take care of them when I get home."
"But sir, we don't have a pool."
...
"Is this 555-1234?"
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Aha!
Threats, kids.
They get things done.
8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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Somehow...that sounds like a comic, Amber and I would do..
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"Sit up straight, or the devil will steal your spine...
"...and lash you with it, for the rest of eternity." (http://www.lackadaisycats.com/exhibit.php?exhibitid=320)
Lackadaisy (http://www.lackadaisycats.com/) is still being awesome.
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*Laugh!!!* XD
Nice... :P
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Ya' know, I'm still trying to figure out the situation with the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches nailed to the walls... XD
I don't think I was ever was that bad... :P
My sister and I only ever put one such sandwich in the VCR...
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It really reminds me of my dad, and his brothers. Oh, the stories they would tell, about growing up. I could totally picture them doing something like this. (or at least my two uncles)
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Hm...
I suppose I have done other things... XD
When my sister and I were younger, we agreed that it would be really neat to have a room with the floor covered in pennies.
So we started with our room! We took out the elmers glue, collected some change, applied pennies to the floor until Dad found us...
Good times. ;D
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You have to remember that Rocky continues to do these sorts of things after he grows up. This is just a flashback.
Note that she doesn't even comment on the fact that he's conned Freckle into helping him nail sandwiches to the wall. This is all normal for Rocky.
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Me: "I wish we had Cajun grandparents, with a crawfish farm."
Dad: "That'd be awesome! Then we'd be Cajun!"
Me: "And have cool accents!"
Dad: "And crawfish!"
Yeah....I don't even know what we were originally talking about.
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"English localization patch finish successful!"
--UFO:Afterlight patch.
Mmmm.
Quality localizations.
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My sister, while she was in the kitchen and I was attempting to talk to her from a different room:
"I can't hear you; I'm in the microwave!!!"
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Brutal Legend is a pretty sweet game, but there is some considerable swearing, and a huge amount of violence and blood.
It's also really funny.
Quotes:
Lars: "We journey to the home of the Killmaster. Only his powers can save her life, now."
Eddie: "The Killmaster?"
Lars (or was it his sister): "Don't worry! He's actually a powerful healer. He just calls himself that to frighten his enemies, and protect his herds...
...of giant metal spiders."
The Killmaster (voiced by Lenny Kilmister of Motörhead fame) strings his guitar with metals strings, secreted by metal spiders, principally because it makes him fit into the game-world better. This game is that awesome.
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"Warning: Contents of this probe may poison small children, pets, livestock, and people named Jason."
-Borderlands add-on, "Secret Armory of General Knoxx".
Borderlands is the best. Game. Ever. I'm addicted to it.
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I will now quote additional Lackadaisy, in order to prevent myself from ranting about how overrated Borderlands is (Why does hardly anything on the 360 support split screen and local networking at the same time?).
"I knew it. I should have brought flowers, or upside-down apology cake, or something.
"What's the traditional way to say, "Sorry for that hole in your chest?Pie?"
"I bet it's pie. That seems right. Everyone seems to like pie.
"...everyone but the Bolsheviks!"
I love this comic. (http://www.lackadaisycats.com/comic.php)
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Heh...it's just fine, on my PS3. c: The main story was amazing...but the add-ons, The Zombie Island of Dr. Ned, and Secret Armory of General Knoxx, were a lot better. I demand a sequel be made.
MORE QUOTES!
"Ice cream day! Oh snap, it's ice cream day! Rocky road! A la mode! Oh, I'm in the mood, for ice cream day! ..... Oh dear god, were you recording that? That is so mean, Derrik! I am not sharing my ice cream, with you!"
-a Crimson Lance, in Secret Armory.
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I don't have an HD TV and the zombie Island gives more horrible eyestrain.
Still, I really did like the game, I just go bored with it about a month before everyone else who lives here.
I do not understand that icecream song.
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Somebody was just very happy, to have ice cream, and was being recorded. Not much to understand...much like the rest of the game. It's just pure silliness, with guns.
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"Wear it as a HAAAAT!"
-- The climactic line of the most epic story arc of Starslip Crisis.
"This is stupid."
--the very next line
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Jim: Without the map we're dead, if we try to leave we're dead, and if we stay here we're dead
Morph: We're dead, we're dead, we're dead
Ben: It looks like Jimmy could use a little quiet time so i'll just slip out the back door
and the the next is
Tell me what you cherish most, give me the pleasure of taking it away
you just dont get it do you there isnt a thing I dont cherish
My only hint for the last one is its the best movie Square Enix ever made
and blast the Zombie download its not working
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Your second one is from Advent Children.
I didn't even need the hint.
Y'know... Cloud's retort falls kind of empty when you realize there isn't a thing that Sephiroth doesn't want to destroy and consume.
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Heh... :P
Depends on how you look at it, then.
...
Or maybe he in some obscure way almost sorta even cherishes Sephiroth.
Ya' know. Just maybe. As another living thing with feelings.
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The point is actually that he feels sorry for sepheroth that he has nothing he cares for and cant understand what cloud feels therefore has less than anyone else. its quite poetic because he is actually taking the only thing Sepheroth cherishes. You need kids to understand these things
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the first quote was from treasure planet Mylie (My 2 year old) Loves it and we watch it all the time and they said I couldnt train her
To live is to feel to feel is to hurt so to live is to hurt so why do we get options
anonymous
this person was obviously down on his luck and decided to make money off of it I wish I could do that
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I get what Cloud's trying to to express, it's just that the statement he uses is actually quite silly.
He isn't fighting Sephiroth because he hates him, or because he needs to avenge Aeris. He's fighting Sephiroth because he needs to be stopped, and nobody less emo was available, who could do the job.
Remember, Sephiroth and Cloud were Shinra troopers from the same unit, even though cloud wasn't a true SOLDIER, and Cloud had tremendous respect for both his commanding officers. To see the heroic defender of his country reduced to an obsessed revenant, twisted by Jenova into a heartless killing machine, must seem pathetic indeed.
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we have no new crazy quotes OMG whats gonna happen next ok i will save it if only I could think of a quote
lets see lets pick a random movie and see what pops in my head
lets rob the Magic School this is our big chance thats what you said to me
thats what you said when we robbed that little halflings house and who did he catch me and who did he beat from the waist down me
Both are from the same movie any guessers step right up
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So...there is ammo and money, sometimes found in toilets, in Borderlands. Yes...toilets. My friend and I were playing once, and she proceeded to say this:
"I love finding crap, in toilets. Wait....that's not what I meant.."
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Ah, Borderlands.
A world with a thousand toilets, and no running water.
No wonder people just use them to hide their cash and ammo. :P
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Heh..yeah. I've wondered, about the toilets. And why are they outside?
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Personally, I just figured that nobody would want a toilet inside without running water.
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Point. XD Though there actually is running water, at least in some areas, as a cutscene in Secret Armory revealed.
I think I might be a little bit obsessed, with this game...
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*Snrk*
I need to get to start playing these games that everyone talks about, one of these days... :P
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I don't know why I'm so addicted, to that game. I have gotten a grand total of 8 people, into it..and three, as obsessed as I am. It's.....it's kinda sad.
That said..
"jelly is for girls and also armless smaller girls."
From General Knoxx's Twitter account.
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Heh. XD
Hm...
The other night I was on the phone with someone and we started randomly playing a game wherein we took turns coming up with words that started with the letter "P." This all started because the other person started rambling a string of words beginning with this letter, and I countered with another word. It probably lasted for half an hour. (That in itself, I think, is sort of hilarious.)
During this game, I looked over and saw that a book was being damaged beside my bed. I tried to correct it and ended up accidentally removing some pages. In the middle of the game I said, "Oops! I just took some pages out of my book."
The person on the other side of the line asked, "What book?"
Unthinking, I looked at the cover and told him, "A dictionary."
His response?
"Hey! No cheating!"
Well, I thought it was pretty funny, at least. :P
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"He left himself notes telling himself he was not a chicken
but he thought he was lying."
-Terry Pratchet
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...I lol'd.
So my gramma talks in her sleep...and one thing I've never forgotten, is this:
Gramma: "I just don't get it!"
Me: "What?"
Gramma: "Corned beef, and cabbage!"
I would wear a shirt, that has a picture of corned beef, and says "I don't get it." :I
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Oggie: "Maxim, Why Hyu got's cheeze on Hyu hat?" :-/
Maxim: "I tellz hyu ven ve iz out ov town." ;D
Girl Genius (http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100614)
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*Laugh!!!* XD
Apparently, I have strange things to say in my sleep, also...
But then, my whole family does. :P
One night, I crashed on the floor in the living room and Kara (she doesn't care that her name is mentioned here...) was on the computer when I rolled over and said, "Kara... Kara!!!"
She thought it was a little strange, but responded.
"What?"
"Is there frosting, beyond the pudding on the book?" I mumble-asked, indicating a text book from school on a chair a few feet away...
Then I was out again. :P
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Dairy Queen commercials are a bad influence, on me. C:
CL4P-TP says:
*I want to SPIT CONFETTI B|
T.K Baha says:
*don't
*8I
CL4P-TP says:
*please? D:
T.K Baha says:
*no
*bad hannah
CL4P-TP says:
*D8
CL4P-TP says:
*PLEEEEASE?
T.K Baha says:
*don;'t make me roll up the newspaper
CL4P-TP says:
**spits fruitcake at you, instead*
T.K Baha says:
*>8c
CL4P-TP says:
*8D
*It's LIKE confetti!
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WOW am i in trouble ......... i m clueless got no idea what to say about that but to top off the sleep talking I sleep with my eyes open it really freaks people out like the time I went to Seattle on a youth trip I slept on the way home because we stayed up all night playing pranks on the girls well I was awoke by the sharp pain of knuckles on my shoulder my best friend punched me and said knock it off you are scaring the girls
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Fox's IM logs aren't for those with less than stellar reading comprehension. Even then, they are usually pretty crazy.
That's just how she rolls.
Also, sleeping with your eyes open is a thing I used to do, but no longer can.
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"My sanity is questionable. I was looking through some papers, and was looking for the search bar."
-TwoscytheFelBloodreaper
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I've caught myself looking for an "undo" button, while sketching. What have computers done, to us. D:
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Hey dude!
You attribute when you quote me!
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Is that better?
Yeah. Totally spaced the credit line.
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"Now that he's got a cool title, he can equip it. You can't equip lame titles."
--Bloodreaper
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Discussing my Favorites, on deviantArt:
Cousin: "How do you find all those creepy pictures?"
Me: "I'm creepy. That's how."
I'm a creepy-magnet. C:
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There's nothing wrong with being creepy.
--except at weddings. I don't get invited to a lot of weddings.
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I wish I didn't. :I
Tim(different Tim): "We have everything, for your cookies, except the raisins. Any particular brand you like?"
Me: "....Make homemade raisins!"
Tim: "I'm not gonna make you homemade raisins! I don't even know how!"
Me: "Neither do I, but do it anyway."
Tim: "If you don't know, how do you expect ME to?"
Me: "Because I don't. If I don't know how, you should!"
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You leave grapes out in the sun for a few days.
Try to do it somewhere they won't get dirt on them.
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put them in the oven and dry them out
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I imagine a dehydrator would work, nicely, too. We just don't have one. :U
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DOUBLE-POST D8
So we're watching Spiderman 3.
Me: "The only thing I've got with Venom, is his voice isn't right."
Venom(on TV), JUST after I said that: "It doesn't seem right, to me."
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I been playing Civ 4.
Me: "Augh! Now Napoleon is invading me!
Gragharagharagh! raugh!"
Roommate: "Do you have rabies?"
Napoleon is such a prick. I really hate that guy.
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"I am in the valley of the shadow of the pancake, but I will fear no syrup, for coffee and bacon are with me."
- Man vs. Food
Stupid awesome show.
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G: "It looks funny; it's all purple!"
Me: "Look. Just preserve a bio-sample for study and dispose of the rest.
G: "It's got a plant growing out of it--six inches tall!"
Later...
Me: "Stop menacing people with your gross looking tuber."
G: "--But that reaction is just so funny."
NeoJ: "That thing just looks seriously gross. It's like orange."
Me: "It's the purple roots that are really weird, it looks like something that belongs under the ocean."
We found an old yam in the kitchen today.
It's pretty freaky.
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"Antimatter Sandwich would make a pretty cool band name, actually."
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iScribble, with some friends:
IGNORE.ME: Hawk's hair IS his tophat :I
LeeMinHo: he doesn't need one
LeeMinHo: at all
IGNORE.ME: I mean geez. that thing is probably ALIVE
LeeMinHo: LOL
LeeMinHo: his hair is so big
LeeMinHo: Evil hair
IGNORE.ME: Hawk's hair will DEVOUR US ALL
LeeMinHo: We're all gonna die now
LeeMinHo: haha
IGNORE.ME: and it will get bigger. and keep growing.
IGNORE.ME: until the world is nothing but hair.
Hawk's hair just keeps getting poofier, every time I draw him...
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Some names have been omitted from the following transcription, to protect the innocent--and the creepy.
A: We have so many relatives I've never met; I can't keep track of them all.
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We should kill them--kill them all!
Blood: No, dude. Just, no.
A: Why~?
Blood: $X and $Y are our cousins, but they're still cute goth girls, and it would be morally wrong to kill them.
A: Wha!?
B: There just aren't enough of those. They're like an endangered species, only actually worth preserving.
A: I understand that, but hearing something like that from you is just ... really weird.
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Wait. Are they like our cousins cousins, or like second cousins twice removed?
B: They're our cousins. ::)
A: Oh. Yeah... That's too close. :(
B: You've never even met them! What do you care!?
A: Still man--goth girls.
B: *Facepalm*
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that is so twisted in too many ways met or not they r cousins and you checked them out I could see looking at the goth part but checkin them out I wish i could have gone just to make fun of you
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I realized they were cute before we were introduced, and I slotted them into my family tree. Honestly, it's not that weird.
Plus, anyone who dresses in a Jack Skellington motif is probably worthy of preservation.
E:
You can tell the people who know me in real life, because they're all shocked that I'm not a monk made out of stone. I take a special kind of joy from the fact that this surprises people.
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"Quit worrying about hallucinations and toggle that monkey!" (http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20100817.html)
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We most assuredly are amazed but I dont think it has anything to do with stone I think it is just you mwahahahahaha!!!!!
besides if you werent you who would we have to laugh at
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"What the? Which button cuts vegetables!?"
-Blood
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Way of the Samurai 3 has a very complex control scheme.
The left trigger is almost always "Apologize," but almost everything else is context sensitive.
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"UMD is dying."
"UMD was never even alive.
UMD is a twisted golem, animated by evil science into a sick semblance of life, that only managed to fool people for a little while."
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Hrothbert of Bainbridge says:
*you buy one pentapus plushie, and get a FREE CAT
Advice Dog says:
*lol
Hrothbert of Bainbridge says:
*...... oh my god
Hrothbert of Bainbridge says:
* LINK HERE THAT DOESN'T SEEM TO WANT TO WORK (http://korraforums.com/off-topic/plushies!/15/)
*what I said about the free cat...was before I saw that post
Best timing ever.
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Theres a whole lot of nuttin to do today, a whole lot of nuttin for tomorrow, and nuttin to look forward to! I think a will just go see what they are doing
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Not telling XD says (5:21 PM):
*OH MY GOD YOU KILLED CAPTAIN CRUNCH
Cereal Killer says (5:35 PM):
*......
*I've been eating Captain Crunch, every day B|
Not telling XD says (5:45 PM):
*YOU PROBABLY ENJOYED HIS APPENDIX THE MOST, DIDN'T YOU.
Cereal Killer says (5:47 PM):
*DAMNIT
*you got me
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Oh...Kay..... :-/
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I have weird friends.
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I don't think I have any high ground.
Blood: It makes me want to take an axe to somebody!
DW: [NAME], you always want to do that.
Blood: Yes, but more so than usual!
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*Snrk!!!*
Nice.
My English teacher is a little crazy. But then, if he weren't, I don't think he'd be qualified to be a teacher.
At any rate, the other day in class he was discussing "higher" levels of thinking versus "lower" levels of thought...
To express his higher thinking capabilities, I'm sure, he used the abbreviation, "HOT" and proceeded to say, "Today, we're going to discuss what's hot! Like, who's the hottest guy in class!?!"
After this frightening thought, a boy attempted to add to the teacher's joke...
"I think it's the teacher!"
A silence then lasted for maybe a second, to let the awkward statement sink it, then was broken up in everyone's laughter. I think it's okay, though, because the kid who said it laughed, too.
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"Why can't we ever investigate a haunted ice-cream parlor?"
"If you see a bear, you will?"
"Scream."
"And then?"
"Run."
"Good. Just like we practiced."
Both from Destination Truth. Oh, Josh. You so silly.
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When you think you got it made..... thats about the time I get lost cuz you know theres trouble right around the corner
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Moral: Remember to always lie. (http://www.lackadaisycats.com/comic.php?comicid=94)
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Hahahaha...
I remember thinking sorta' like that... XD
I'd tell my mom what I did and get in trouble for it and then wonder, "Why did I have to go and tell her?"
I don't know, but I did almost every single time, too... >.>
So my friends and I watched The Count of Monte Cristo movie together, after having read the book in English class... :P
We, of course, hate the movie after having read the book.
But despite all of that, it had some pretty good lines. (And we usually laughed at the rest, anyway.)
For example, when the pre-count Edmond is getting thrown into his dank little cell, we thought it was great how one of the goons points up where a bit of light is coming through and says, "Look - a window!"