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Title: Birthday time, Fox
Post by: spookty on June 20, 2008, 01:39:00 PM
You'd better hope I didn't hide someone in that cake.  I don't remember, I made it at 2 AM while drinking vast amounts of Wired.
Title: Re: Birthday time, Fox
Post by: Dragyn on June 20, 2008, 01:50:00 PM
You shouldn't hide people in cakes.  They might suffocate.
Title: Re: Birthday time, Fox
Post by: Fox on June 20, 2008, 06:21:00 PM
I don't think anybody was in it.

There might have been. I wouldn't have noticed, though. I was too set on eating it. x3

So.....I got a dragon clock. That glows. And bubbles. And sparkles. <3 My favorite thing had to be the music-playing X-Files card. >.>
Title: Re: Birthday time, Fox
Post by: Faith on June 22, 2008, 08:28:00 PM
Heh.   :D

Well, happy belated birthday. ^_^

Hey, um... if there was someone in it, then wouldn't that have made you, a, um, cannibal? O.o
Title: Re: Birthday time, Fox
Post by: Fox on June 23, 2008, 11:59:00 AM
Huh. I guess it would.

It is frowned upon, you know. o_o
Title: Re: Birthday time, Fox
Post by: Faith on June 26, 2008, 07:30:00 PM
Heh.   ;D

Meh... you can eat around the person...   :P
(Though, how about we just go with keeping people out of the cake, to begin with.   :P  )

So, wait, how old are you, now?
Title: Re: Birthday time, Fox
Post by: Fox on June 27, 2008, 01:44:00 PM
I'm 19.

Hm.....the only person that would've fit in my cake is either a dwarf or a baby.........or a baby dwarf! Seems like they'd be kinda hairy, though. >_>
Title: Re: Birthday time, Fox
Post by: Dragyn on June 29, 2008, 12:08:00 PM
Uh...right.
Title: Re: Birthday time, Fox
Post by: Faith on June 29, 2008, 06:46:00 PM
*Laugh!!!*   :D

Yeah... well, one more reason to eat around the, er, baby dwarf, or whatever.   :P
Um... Spookty... if you're putting baby dwarfs in Fox's cake, then, well, I'm sorry, but you're not welcome to put any surprises in mine, okay?   :P
Title: Re: Birthday time, Fox
Post by: Gryphor on August 28, 2008, 12:48:00 PM
Hey faith can i put something in your cake?  [img]http://beastling.xepher.net/images/forum/ramjik.gif" alt=">:(" title=">:(" border="0"/>
Title: Re: Birthday time, Fox
Post by: spookty on August 28, 2008, 03:08:00 PM
But the best thing in the world is when you find smeets in your cake.
Title: Re: Birthday time, Fox
Post by: Faith on August 28, 2008, 07:26:00 PM
@ Gryphor: Hey, now, you could very well be eating some of that cake!   :P

@ Spookty:
...
I'm not entirely sure I want to know what a smeet is... it sounds harmless... but I can't see past the insinuated threat and the grinning skull with sunglasses... ... ...

Title: Re: Birthday time, Fox
Post by: spookty on August 28, 2008, 07:37:00 PM
Smeet = almost as cute as pangolins.
Title: Re: Birthday time, Fox
Post by: Faith on August 28, 2008, 07:39:00 PM
...
Pangolins?... ':D
Title: Re: Birthday time, Fox
Post by: spookty on August 28, 2008, 07:55:00 PM
Pangolins.

And that's "The most stylish skull in the universe," to you.
Title: Re: Birthday time, Fox
Post by: Faith on August 29, 2008, 05:04:00 AM
Oh...
Wonderous thing to find in cakes, of a birthday variety!... >.<

Hm... maybe I should have a cake with a skull in it.   :P
Depends on what it tastes like.   ;D
Title: Re: Birthday time, Fox
Post by: Gryphor on August 29, 2008, 06:45:00 AM
Mabey dinomite or somesort
 [img]http://beastling.xepher.net/images/forum/ramjik.gif" alt=">:(" title=">:(" border="0"/>  [img]http://beastling.xepher.net/images/forum/ramjik.gif" alt=">:(" title=">:(" border="0"/>
Title: Re: Birthday time, Fox
Post by: Dragyn on August 29, 2008, 07:45:00 AM
Dynamite is illegal, especially for cakes.  Besides, it'd go off in the oven.

FYI, it's spelled with a Y.
Title: Re: Birthday time, Fox
Post by: Gryphor on August 29, 2008, 09:44:00 AM
so it would still be really cool

FYI spellchecker didn't catch it
Title: Re: Birthday time, Fox
Post by: Fox on August 29, 2008, 04:13:00 PM
Speaking of......I need to ask Jennifer to send me a picture of my cake. My birthday has long been over with, and I still haven't posted it. D:
Title: Re: Birthday time, Fox
Post by: Faith on August 29, 2008, 08:53:00 PM
...
She hears a conversation about a cake with smeet and dynamite in it and she thinks, "Oh, I should get that picture of my cake..."
Somehow, this is just a little disconcerting.
Title: Re: Birthday time, Fox
Post by: Fox on August 29, 2008, 08:56:00 PM
Well, it was the Portal cake. With a turret plushie guarding it. o_o
Title: Re: Birthday time, Fox
Post by: Faith on August 30, 2008, 12:55:00 PM
*Laugh!!!*   :D

Weren't the turrets thinking about attacking the cake in that picture?   :P
Title: Re: Birthday time, Fox
Post by: Fox on August 30, 2008, 01:39:00 PM
Nah, they were thinking about attacking me. Because I moved them all from their room through a portal to a secret room that I shouldn't have even been in. Then spawned a zombie.

I love hacking that game. =D
Title: Re: Birthday time, Fox
Post by: Faith on August 30, 2008, 10:07:00 PM
*Laugh!!!*   :D
I have no clue how you people do that...
Title: Re: Birthday time, Fox
Post by: Gryphor on August 31, 2008, 07:23:00 PM
What game are you hacking
Title: Re: Birthday time, Fox
Post by: Fox on September 01, 2008, 07:37:00 AM
Portal. You can spawn all the Half-Life weapons/characters in there.
Title: Re: Birthday time, Fox
Post by: Gryphor on September 02, 2008, 03:49:00 PM
Portal?
Title: Re: Birthday time, Fox
Post by: bloodreaper on September 03, 2008, 07:21:00 AM
I feel obliged to point out that heating it in an oven wouldn't neccisarily detonate dynamite. The Nitro in Dynamite is stabalised so that it isn't heat detonated.

You need an impact or jarring force, to set off dynamite.

However, you still shouldn't heat dynamite, as doing so can cause the nitro to leak out. Unstablised nitroglycerin is extreamely dangerous and isn't a thing you want in you kitchen, or even anywhere near your house.
Title: Re: Birthday time, Fox
Post by: Fox on September 03, 2008, 10:13:00 AM

Sept 2, 2008, 5:49pm (http:///index.cgi?action=gotopost&board=offtopic&thread=117&post=5365), Gryphor (http:///index.cgi?action=viewprofile&user=gryphor) wrote:
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Portal?


It's a first-person puzzle game.
Title: Re: Birthday time, Fox
Post by: Gryphor on September 03, 2008, 05:36:00 PM
Sounds entertaining noon the least

but why are you hacking it